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The great goat is slain, and with it, the auspicious power it held!

Ok, so maybe it wasn't so auspicious... but the goatee has been hacked down due to Raegan and Zelda ragging me all last night about how it made me look like a damn bum. That and it was starting to get old trying to trim it all the damn time.

I suppose...
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Zelda doesn't have an ulcer Possibly IBS though. The valium IV worked well seeing as she doesn't remember anything until 30 minutes AFTER we left the doctor's office. Work sucked as work should but I think I may be on the verge of pure genius so it's ok

Below is a work in progress, purposefully rewritten time and time again to mostly rhyme with few...
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you begin the future is here
time to lie, cover up
what isn't there to do
and me, i'm there signing
time to believe
to unwind
please stop crying
it's time to go

for this moment
i wish you would understand
the situation
i've been trying
for as long as memory commits
to free you

declaration will find you near
any time for this fix...
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letting my fingers just flow over the keyboard tends to produce some interesting, albeit disturbing, results. Here's an example:

i've got a car in decent shape
though it won't crank anymore
much like my mind can't recall the memories
i've just a little heartbreak
though the doctor has perscribed
a few fits a week should help me to get by

i own very few things...
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Can't believe I still sing in front of the mirror like a little kid. But I do. Suppose it's that hope and dream everyone has of being something beyond human. That super human power of commanding even 100 pairs of ears, taking the power away from their hearts... you make their blood course through their veins instead.

Either that, or it's that small regret, I...
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Revisited by my past yesterday. Class 10 chest pains I haven't felt since I was about 13. At that age, at class 10 (on my own personal rating system), they made me black out... I was sent to the hospital for testing. My pain was chalked up to growing pains, nothing more.

Luckily for me then, it was impossible for me to be driving @...
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Awoke today to the same idea that plauges I'm just waiting for this to fade in time to fade away and although time has an interesting way to pass the days I sit here plagued in the vague idea that I'm failing because as a child i never dreamed the dream to see me one day a monkey sweating pennies to bring your wishes to...
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So Zelda and I are starting to make our summer vacation plans. On a side note: don't you love how summer vacation goes from being 2.5-3 months while in school to like... one or 2 weeks once you're working???? wtf?

Anywho. We'll be at UnrealExpo then possibly visiting some of her family, and afterwords, we might hit up the camping trip. All in all, it...
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Well, we finally went wireless today. Unfortunately, our first purchase was a defunct product but that was rectified rather quickly. I've left the network open for debugging purposes, so if you're in the area, free internet

This is, however, another reason why you need to buy me a PPC with WiFi and Windows Mobile 2003. So get to it, and you'll receive your very own...
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So, does anyone out there want to buy me a PPC or Palm Tungsten C (a relatively new one with WiFi capabilities?)

Sure you do! LIMITED TIME OFFER, I'M GETTING OFFERS LEFT AND RIGHT, LET YOURS BE THE FIRST!!!!!!!... er, wait a second...

anywho, i've got PPC fever, I get it every so often when I haven't gotten a new gadget in a while :/...
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So, I've proven to my housemates that when able to drink legally, I can hold my own.

Double of SoCo
Shot of Cuervo
Long Island Iced Tea
Double Jager Bomb
Shot of Jager
White Russian
Double Whiskey
Show of Peppermint Shnapps
Two Heinekens

Now... around the double whiskey, one of the girls in our group was being persued rather heavily by the drummer of a...
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It's muh birfday, yeehaw! :x

edit: got my new id that doesn't have under 21 or anything similar anywhere on it, WHITCHA!