I have a totally bizarre sense of Life is Good right now.
I so get to fuck with people.
The dude that stabbed me in the back is actually cheating on his girl with that girl I liked. Who can now just rot in hell.
Man, I love That 70's Show, and Topher Grace is awesome and all, but dammit all, not for playing Venom's...
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I so get to fuck with people.
The dude that stabbed me in the back is actually cheating on his girl with that girl I liked. Who can now just rot in hell.
Man, I love That 70's Show, and Topher Grace is awesome and all, but dammit all, not for playing Venom's...
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Man, I had a long post written out and SG ate it.
I had to take that phone back today, due to the fact that I am broke as all hell. But of course, I find out after the fact, that I won't get my money back for FOUR TO SIX FUCKING WEEKS. Eat me Verizon. First complaint I've had in 6 years, and...
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I had to take that phone back today, due to the fact that I am broke as all hell. But of course, I find out after the fact, that I won't get my money back for FOUR TO SIX FUCKING WEEKS. Eat me Verizon. First complaint I've had in 6 years, and...
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hasselhoff:
Yeah, make sure there are no witnesses.
sonofapunk:
Shit dude. Whoever the guy is, cut him out of your life. And as for the girl: Do what you're already planning on doing. Let her know you aren't being walked on.
She's probably gonna overreact (she IS female afterall). But life goes on...
She's probably gonna overreact (she IS female afterall). But life goes on...
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genghisx:
The S2000 seems to be the same car it's been forever.
The new Civic Si I saw today was pretty impressive, though. Good gas mileage for something with ~200 horsepower, and the interior was much nicer than my old Civic.
My wife wants a late 60's - early 70's muscle car (think Barracuda). She has never liked 4 door cars, and the Charger could have been exactly what she wanted if not for the 4 doors. The Challenger is exactly the type of car she wants.
Personally, I'm hoping that in 3-4 years, we'll be ready to move up to my preferred car - a Mercedes SL55 AMG.
The new Civic Si I saw today was pretty impressive, though. Good gas mileage for something with ~200 horsepower, and the interior was much nicer than my old Civic.
My wife wants a late 60's - early 70's muscle car (think Barracuda). She has never liked 4 door cars, and the Charger could have been exactly what she wanted if not for the 4 doors. The Challenger is exactly the type of car she wants.
Personally, I'm hoping that in 3-4 years, we'll be ready to move up to my preferred car - a Mercedes SL55 AMG.
sniggitysnags:
They were classified as wild animals on the books long ago, and they never bothered to change it. 
Zzzz...
Oh, yes...sorry about that. I do believe I have to rethink my list of the most pointless holidays, in order. I think today will bump Halloween out of the #3 spot, but Easter and Christmas remain more pointless, in the #1 and #2 positions, respectively.
My plan didn't blow up in my face as expceted, per my usual luck, but she's "just not...
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Oh, yes...sorry about that. I do believe I have to rethink my list of the most pointless holidays, in order. I think today will bump Halloween out of the #3 spot, but Easter and Christmas remain more pointless, in the #1 and #2 positions, respectively.
My plan didn't blow up in my face as expceted, per my usual luck, but she's "just not...
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perfectequation:
-cough-come to california-cough-
sonofapunk:
Good naked eh?
I've had rather good luck with the good looking naked women lately myself...
I seriously wanna see a tattooed, pierced, hair-dyed friend of mine naked... Oh god how those girls rock
...
(I guess some ogling of SG sets are in order! Hehe!)
I've had rather good luck with the good looking naked women lately myself...
I seriously wanna see a tattooed, pierced, hair-dyed friend of mine naked... Oh god how those girls rock
...
(I guess some ogling of SG sets are in order! Hehe!)
I don't want to punch things anymore, so I decided to write a new entry. Yup.
So, this year I decided to be a sucker fool, and buy someone something for the upcoming Pointless Moneysink on the 14th. Knowing my rotten ass luck, this will blow up in my face, and I'll think to myself "Man, I should have spent that $20 on comics."
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So, this year I decided to be a sucker fool, and buy someone something for the upcoming Pointless Moneysink on the 14th. Knowing my rotten ass luck, this will blow up in my face, and I'll think to myself "Man, I should have spent that $20 on comics."
We'll...
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sonofapunk:
Dude... Do comics hug you back?
If you rip/stretch/re-attach them strategically enough - yes, yes they do.
If you rip/stretch/re-attach them strategically enough - yes, yes they do.
sonofapunk:
Hey pal! Happy VD!
I updated my journal! Come over, see some gratuitous man-boob-nudity and drop me a line! Attentionwhoring! Attentionwhoring!
I updated my journal! Come over, see some gratuitous man-boob-nudity and drop me a line! Attentionwhoring! Attentionwhoring!
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sonofapunk:
I like your fucking style, and it seems like you and I are a lot alike!
Last week me and my best friend had a ligitimate debate about whether or not a chihuahua would be ripped in half if it were sodomized by an elephant (my arguement) or would it not be able to enter AT ALL and would just squish the fog (his arguement). It last for about an hour... We recorded most of it somewhere, maybe I should post it somewheres... Hahaha!
Last week me and my best friend had a ligitimate debate about whether or not a chihuahua would be ripped in half if it were sodomized by an elephant (my arguement) or would it not be able to enter AT ALL and would just squish the fog (his arguement). It last for about an hour... We recorded most of it somewhere, maybe I should post it somewheres... Hahaha!
perfectequation:
psh, i'll flirty-flirt-flirt with you.
or somethin'.
or somethin'.
So, when a company creates an MMO based off a popular fantasy setting, like, oh, I dunno...DUNGEONS AND FUCKING DRAGONS, and the stress test beta e-mail goes out, why the hell can't they have a signup page that actually works? I see this to be a prophecy that DDO will suck it hard, and will be plagued with server problems.
Thats about it...
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Thats about it...
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The message boards here amaze me at times. 
I really should stop checking them, but it's like watching a train wreck. I'm in sheer awe of how naive and misguided some of these people are. Maybe it's because I don't ever see the world becoming the super happy happy fun time that so many of them are so ignorantly myopic about.
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I really should stop checking them, but it's like watching a train wreck. I'm in sheer awe of how naive and misguided some of these people are. Maybe it's because I don't ever see the world becoming the super happy happy fun time that so many of them are so ignorantly myopic about.
Anyway...got to see some...
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sonofapunk:
Shit dude. Sorry to hear about your old boss. I've never heard of a spleen removal... What are the reprecussions of said removal? Colostomy bag or something? Still, sorry to hear...
And that girl that got kidnapped... Jesus... The town I'm in is nothing but a bunch of sick stories like that. I could go on forever about each and every sad story I've heard from around here... Oh well. Shit happens, I guess.
And that girl that got kidnapped... Jesus... The town I'm in is nothing but a bunch of sick stories like that. I could go on forever about each and every sad story I've heard from around here... Oh well. Shit happens, I guess.
fatality:
I am in complete agreement of that first sentiment
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hypermediocrity:
that used to be the plague of my existance, that phrase.
then i met sniggitysnags.
it'll happen when you least expect it.
then i met sniggitysnags.
it'll happen when you least expect it.
perfectequation:
you could...hmmm...
send me a pillow with your face drawn on?
yeah, i dunno.
send me a pillow with your face drawn on?
yeah, i dunno.
Been boring around here lately. 
Too many days off work. My schedule is all wonky now. Used to be Monday-Friday, 9:30-4:00. Nothing short of perfect for me. Now it's all over the place. Boo lame.
But hey, theres a cute gal at work now, so I guess it all balances out.
The Selmanaires are playing on the 27th, and there will be no lame ass...
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Too many days off work. My schedule is all wonky now. Used to be Monday-Friday, 9:30-4:00. Nothing short of perfect for me. Now it's all over the place. Boo lame.
But hey, theres a cute gal at work now, so I guess it all balances out.
The Selmanaires are playing on the 27th, and there will be no lame ass...
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sonofapunk:
Dude, I'm big and extremely loud. Like, most people say I'm by far the loudest person they've ever met (when I want to be). Imagine how fucking odd they felt when I scream-laughed in their faces, while pointing like I saw a new species of retard...
I assure you, it was better feeling than vomiting. Hahaha!
Grandfathers of punk.
Ha!
A lot of good men are rolling in their graves as we speak.
I assure you, it was better feeling than vomiting. Hahaha!
Grandfathers of punk.
Ha!
A lot of good men are rolling in their graves as we speak.
politk:
Lame on the Dreamcast....Seamam is awesome.
Funny shit...
Isn't it neat how when I reach my breaking point, and get sick and damn tired of other peoples messes in my house, as well as getting fed the fuck up with people telling me how I should live my life, while at the same time trying to walk all over me, I'm the asshole now?
It's kinda sad I just checked all...
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Isn't it neat how when I reach my breaking point, and get sick and damn tired of other peoples messes in my house, as well as getting fed the fuck up with people telling me how I should live my life, while at the same time trying to walk all over me, I'm the asshole now?
It's kinda sad I just checked all...
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arwen11:
Lol, why thank you
Can't help but quote the weez Feel free to saunter to my journal repeatedly.
You like to laugh at the masses. This makes you awesome
♥
Can't help but quote the weez
Feel free to saunter to my journal repeatedly.
You like to laugh at the masses. This makes you awesome
♥
sonofapunk:
Sweet. Two confirmed members. Now all I gotta do is initialize the group.
Anyone want a custom made belt buckle? 
My dad has most of the tools I need to make them from random crud laying around. Street signs, car parts, liscense plates, ya know, stuff. Gonna try to make one out of a cell phone.
I'll have to get this dude my friend knows to do the small bits of welding I'll need done till I can...
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My dad has most of the tools I need to make them from random crud laying around. Street signs, car parts, liscense plates, ya know, stuff. Gonna try to make one out of a cell phone.
I'll have to get this dude my friend knows to do the small bits of welding I'll need done till I can...
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_bossanova_:
wiseass girls are the hottest!
kid_suicide:
call me fucker so we can hang out..
(4)245-5723
(4)245-5723
Im getting the envy green one