destro

sounds great

dude, i was drinkin' last nigh.(big shock) and everyone was talkin' about puking so i had to whip out the multi directional puke story along with dry heaves on dudes cock. everyone was dying laughin' about that. so i had to tell you.

FIRSTS:
1. First concertink 93ish
2. First car: 87 escort GT
3. First real kiss: 10th grade
4. First screen name: zaphod1242
5. First self purchased album: oh hell I dunno
6. First funeral: Grampa on Mom's side
7. First pet: German Shepard named Bandit
8. First piercing/tattoos: Nips almost a year ago, yeah I'm lame
9. First credit card: amex corporate
10. First enemy: John
11. First big trip: Canada! it's funny, Dad borrowed the boss's camper, and when we went through a drive through zoo, the monkeys ripped off oll the reflectors!
12. First music you remember hearing in your house: Mom & I burned out to tapes of Paul Simon's "Graceland"

LASTS:
1. Last cigarette: don't I have to have a first one?
2?
3. Last kiss: last nite
4. Last good cry:I dunno, but Monica was prolly involved, but it's been a while.
5. Last library book checked out: can't remember..
6. Last movie seen in theatre: Brothers Grimm
7. Last beverage drank: ale81
9. Last crush: Shelly
10. Last phone call: Work voicemail
12. Last shoes worn: doc marten sandals
13. Last item bought: Gas
14. Last annoyance: Waking up
15. Last time wanting to die: couple years ago. Monica Again.
16. Who are your best friends: Clyde, Chris, Jon, Jon, Dave, etc. etc. etc

SPECIFICS:
1. Do you do drugs: never. *shrugs* never did it for me.
2. What kind of shampoo do you use: American Crew
3. What are you most scared of: death NEXT SUBJECT!
4. Where do you want to get married: no smart woman will let that happen.
5. What are you listening to right now: History Channel show about the Romans, & the Theme to OverHaulin!
6. How many buddies are online: n/a
7. What would you change about yourself: WOW there is just sooo much I don't know where to begin

FAVORITES:
1. Colors: Blue
2. Foods: P.F. "Changs Spicy Chicken"
3. Girl names: Clair, um, that's all the just jumped out there sorry.
4. Boys names: Any name strong enough that you could build a house on. I usually name spiders around my house by these names. Old strong names.
5. Subject in school: Science
6. Animals: Cats & Dogs
7. Sports: watch: Hockey & Motorcross
8. Perfume: I don't know the name, but the first serious GF wore it. YUMMY.
9. Cologne: American Crew, but I don't wear it that often

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Given anyone a bath: of course
2. Smoked Cigs: nope
3. Bungee jumped: 171 feet! in Vegas!
4. Made yourself throw-up: I'd rather suffer.
5. Skinny dipped: Yep, bout a year ago
6. Been in love: unfortunately
7. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: HEH HEH HEH when I was like 13, but hey it worked!
8. Pictured your crush naked: DUH!
9. Seen your crush naked: even tasted.
10. Cried when someone died: yep
11. Lied: yes, but I try never to.
12. Fallen for someone: yep,
13. Been rejected: DUH!
14. Rejected someone: yeah and I feel bad
15. Used someone: never
16. Done something you regret: I try not to. I just try to learn from my mistakes

CURRENT:
1. Clothes: Jean shorts, and a Shaun or the Dead t-Shirt
2. Music: All over the place, Frank Sinatra, to KMFDM
3. Make-up: nope
4. Annoyance: money
5. Smell: Sweat
6. Favorite artist:KMFDM
8. Book you're reading: nuttin
9. Cd in player: slayer: Flogging Molly

ARE YOU:
1. Understanding: i try to be
2. Open-minded: I try to be
3. Arrogant: not for me to judge.
4. Insecure: yep
5. Interesting: not for me to judge.
6. Hungry: a bit
7. Smart: ass?
9. Hardworking: I try to be
10. Organized: sorta, not really
11. Healthy: I'm not dead yet I guess
12. Shy: heh heh heh not at all
13. Attractive: plain as vanilla.
14. Bored easily: sometimes
15. Responsible: too much alot of the time, others not at all
16. Obsessesed:nah
17. Angry: nah
18. Sad: eh, I guess not
19. Disappointed: nah
20. Happy: sure
21. Hyper: is there caffeine involved?
23. Talkative: I don't shut the hell up!

WHO DO YOU WANNA:
1. Kill: How many choices do I get, and are you gonna dispose of allllllll those bodies?
2. Get high with: nah.
3. Talk to offline:*shrugs*

RANDOM:
1. In the morning I am: groggy as hell.
2. Love is: insert quote from "Employee of the month" that would get me shot here! HAHAHAHAHA great movie!

You know the other night, I thought of you when we were jabbering in chat about GI Joe
hahaha.

those surveys go around the block more than door to door salesmen or a 2 dollar whore i tellya! haha.

-waves-
dont mind me. im just bored and dropping lines to people i see on the boards or who drop comments to other friends now.

-sings ... and quite horribly- back on the chain gang....


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sounds perfect

good song choice

OK so I'm not free Saturday because the Steelers game is at 7:20 and some family is coming over.

Sex on the floor can be fun.

Now that is a better MESSAGE!!!!

pskank

My house is a fucking sauna today. Ugh. Can I go back to Jamaica now?

hahaha.... i hope you feel a little better today!!

i had a couple shots of jag last night and thought of you.

man, have you ever been to the butler fair? thats a whole new BREED of redneck.

id like to goto the fair on sunday.. anyone here interested in showing me the way?

also, what is the secret? i want a girlfriend too!

bye.

pskank

That's always good to hear... errr, see.

wipe that silly smirk off your face!