d0bermann

I am single, that's awesome that you don't smoke, but, you live a province away. Just how far are you willing to travel to get laid?
Oh, and I looked in my bar book, not a damn thing that wouldn't cause you to vomit on contact...

Hey, I adopted a 6 month old red dobie boy yesterday from the humane society in your neck of the woods. He is SO sweet! I forgot how much I miss having my doberman around till I brought him home...

So we gettin' hitched this year or what? Or are you 'trying' to forget you proposed? Uh huh, I get it....looks like I'm going to be the one crying myself to sleep tonight *miff*
Oh and Happy New Year!

I certainly hope not.

I could see it happening though.

Happy new year to you as well man.

happy new year!

Happy Holidays to you too. Good to see you around again.

Come to the giant goat hair hat.

Jeg savner Bergen...Slike en vakker by... How long have you been in Quebec for ? As-tu commenc parler franais ?

Bon anniversaire!
Wherever you are!

yeah, it was. I have to go there to get "orientated"

That was a great poem.

That P.S. of yours is an understatement my friend.... isn't it?

and snake blood.... MMmmmmm. i thought i was crazy with a rabbit foot on my keys!

hehe, liver on vacation huh? you're too young for that yet!

well its not scheduled to be delivered till tomorrow, can you imagine my excitement?!!

yes, yes... i know you want to come all the way from canada to la habra just to get tattooed by me. but you're going to have to wait....

Oh you! It wasn't supposed to come out that way...don't back out on me now, I've already started the guest list and picked out a hot pink gown and sea foam green bridemaids dresses. The deposit is non-refunable!

Oh sure, not even married to you yet and already you're getting all 'nit picky' on me, yes it was supposed to be non-refundable, silly

As for my arm, originally M C Escher did the work, Arlie at Artistic Impressions in Niagara Falls spent what will be about 13 hours of his life tattooing it on me...

Wait a minute. You need to read all my previous blogs, fucker.

f'ing liar... we'll do a showdown in person.

also, pm me your f'ing address already!

I'm so not a freak, how short are you then?

Feb? Jesus, how long have you been computer-less?

And are you going to get a Mac?

Not until this very moment. Have fun sorting that comment out.