codycat

I fucking love those mornings after I get really drunk, and I wake up on my friends couch with a cute blonde girl... Let's me know life ain't always bad...sometimes, it's so good, you gotta slow down and enjoy the ride... Pun intended! Well I hope everyone has a good day, I'm about to pass back out!!

God damn I'm exhausted!! Destroyed a log cabin and made a chicken coop today!! And gotta fry doughnuts in about 6 hours, I gotta sleep Yo! I love you people... Kinda

I need a cowboy hat....I know that just Sounds wrong and I never thought I'd say it....but Yeah I need a fucking cowboy hat!!! My poor ears and neck can't handle the amount of sun out on the ranch!! But I love the work enough that I'll wear a cowboy hat...

Today I start my new job as a ranch hand, I'm fucking stoked!!

I'm fucking bored...

I love you people...

I've lost my faith in the people of the world, you've put to much trust in your government.. and you refused to open up your eyes and see the true problems because you're distracted with 16 year old girls with children, and something called a honey boo boo....I'll either see you placed into one of the many prisons set up specifically for you and your...
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My fucking knee hurts!! I ate shit snowboarding yesterday and tweaked it pretty bad!! My only hope is that Nothing is torn and the pain goes away

She said I can't have her number cause I fucked her best friend

It's like 230 and I been drunk for hours now... Don't know Why I decided to get shitfaced today, but it's happening... So fuck you.. unless you're a nice person... Then I love you... But most likely, fuck you..

Judging by all of my friends impregnating girls they barely know and seeing the girls I know getting pregnant by guys they've known for like a month.... I've decided I'm the only one that still wears a condom when I fuck strangers... I like my lifestyle to much to have a baby, and I like my dick to much to get a disease...

I fucking love fruit!! Currently eating apples with peanut butter and honey, orange slices, a mango, grapes, strawberries and blueberries.... Yeah I love me some fruit!!!