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Dear Santa,

I would like a pony and a football and a trust fund and a penthouse apartment in a good neighborhood in New York and unlimited credit. I really did want to meet someone who I could fall madly in love with and all that, but the other request seems so much more realistic. Here's some cookies...

p.s. a french maid would also be...
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genericname:
i shall await the pictures!
allied:
Watch this...

[Chorus]
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm throwed and I dont know what to do
I guess I gotta give you part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions

[Verse 1]
Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship biggrin
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having a rather seveve self loathing day. and hating women. so much. but not the one on here. just the ones I have to deal with on a regular basis. gonna take some percocet and go to bed now.
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elmcitydrunk:
don't self loathe! sorry i missed your call and then i called you back and it was busy and stuff. so if it's just us at flux should we bother going to flux or just hang? thoughts? mabe a more budget night here? hope you had fun tonight. give me a call or a comment or something. bye.
su:
usually my loathing days are directed at other people. sometimes myself.
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I had this dream where I couldn't find you. It was awful and wonderful, a liberation where I didn't know I needed it. Do I miss you, every day. Do I regret, I regret everything. you're a dressing that keeps getting ripped off and reapplied, and while I'm a masochist...

hi. just punchy right now. had another dream about one of the psycho exes. ever...
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elmcitydrunk:
so flux- i'm thinking so, but i am so not babysitting you again! anyway- hope you are well, and jenny says hi. i may have talked her into comming down for shag frenzy next month. we'll see.
su:
i had weird dreams last night too.
i don't know
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recovering from last night...please use your inside voice. well, I think it was fun. and extra love to elmcitydrunk for use of the couch. and the coffee. blanket apologies to everybody...not sure if you need them, but. kiss
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genericname:
damn i wishi had somethin to recover from lol. Glad that it seemed to be a good time! smile
su:
since 730A_trixel_fem is rubbing your back, can I rub your front wink b/c you know there's alot of neat stuff on the front...
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chock full of sleepy. will post soon. go to shag frenzy. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you norway.
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su:
su no go to Shag frenzy, i dont feel like driving
genericname:
thank you for your post to me, it was very thoughtful. I guess i will forget about it though because in one way or another ... somethin just dosent feel right about the situation thats goin on and id rather no long be connected so much to some people... guess in time it will slide away from me and i wont have to look at it anymore haha... thats me avoiding people.. but mostly because i think the situation is freakin gay.
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reminded of the scene in Better Off Dead where John Cusack wraps himself in bedding and saunters into the garage to find flammable liquids. also kittens. smoke em if you got em. kiss
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arachnequarius:
mmmmmmmm, cusack. you definitely should go for the behind the ear once you deside on a design. it really is uhmaizing. superyay. and yes, the back lacings ... although, i don't really want to get cbrs. i prefer the kind of croquet stake looking ones ... they remind me other heathers. biggrin kiss
elmcitydrunk:
hey there- i did call you, but before i talked to you. anyway- had megafun with my visitor and looking forward to tonight. talk to you this afternoon.
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so....carpooling? for saturday? with me here? adios...oh, and flux was the most fun I think I've ever had without being arrested shortly afterwards.
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elmcitydrunk:
glad to hear you found refuge- want to hear the stories. looks like you found our elusive friend listed above. talk to you very soon.
su:
if i didn't have staff meetings on Thursday I'd actually consider going to flux. oh well
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hello...you will all get responses tomorrow...Slightly inebriated... biggrin
arachnequarius:
hi drunky! hope you had fun. biggrin
allied:
Hey hey hey! How was Flux? Who was there? Dinner was fine, nothing special. smile
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(stretching) tossing (writhing) turning under very friendly hands. how are you? today, I become an auburn drag queen. kiss go to flux dammit
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su:
don't you have to be male to be a drag queen. unless the rules have changed since my day...
trixel:
I think there are people studying the idea of females doing female drag. I know of at least one member of SG who is working on that very premise.

Hi. smile Thanks for all your supportive words. Have fun! robot kiss
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today...yeah, it happened. sometimes I feel exactly like a girl scout who is relaying her good deeds for the day. and all I want to do is lead the cops on a high speed chase. so today. I brought an angry teenager to the doctor, then to the drugstore, then home. then I changed a brake light. I feel as though recognition should be awarded...
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arachnequarius:
i don' tthink the amish are into nudity, but you could be the first. then you could be like a GODDESS and stuff.

and yeah, that kind of stuff lives in here too. better today. kiss
adivinedream:
The krispy kreme experience was excellent. If there was one in my town I'd be there best customer. Bad thing is I'd probably be at the gym every morning on the tread mill showing a box full in my mouth. Maybe they'll follow along with the rest of the world and make a *low carb* donut. puke that would probably be gross.

That was so nice of you to help out, next time I see you I'll bring you a big star sticker that says *job well done*. As for nudity I'd be all for it if I wasn't so body paranoid about myself. Plus I'm always cold so that wouldn't quite work out for me either, oh well.
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warning: very random entry, I'm fucking tired and bored.

is anyone else from new haven going to shag frenzy? yes, there is a reason for that. and it is carpooling. ARRR!!! sorry, just felt pirate-y right then. is anyone doing flux this week? (not for carpooling reason, just for the drinking and making a spectacle of oneself in public.) which I will be trying not to...
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honkeykong:
-we're on a mission from god.
elmcitydrunk:
i'm planning on shag frenzy, flux a mabe if anyone else is going- that bastard Allied is skipping again. looks like i may have to work a bit late. you up for it? blue brothers is an absolute classic. so painfully quotable. even in everyday life. i don't think i've ever encountered and adhesive and not said "this is glue- strong stuff"
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best thing heard so far today...

"Everybody who wants to smoke pot stand on the left. Now everyone else, get on the right." some guy, in front of the courthouse, this morning.

I fucking love people. and the cousin court thing went fine. in case anyone remembered, and/or was concerned. (you do get extra love for feigned concern tho.) and now, we dye some hair....
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elmcitydrunk:
you're welcome....for...........something? pot thing court related or someone trying to make a point? confused. glad to hear it went well. hair dye color?
su:
I'm glad the court thing went well. As I told WelnTaod, I despise court--being in, near, or around them.

I don't know if keeping the yippy dog inside would help. I know with my bf two dogs, Edison and Tesla, keeping them inside doesn't mean the neighbors don't hear them. and vice versa too--I"ve heard a bunch of their dogs.