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Two classes have started already both look fairly interesting. Today comes virology and a philosophy course, "Science and Pseudo-science." That should be fun. I've always tried to keep an open mind toward theories and phenomena that the mainstream tends to dismiss.

My girlfriend is awaiting admission to an inpatient ED program. Her BMI is 13. She's 5 feet tall. Draw your own conclusions.

I'm back from NYC and starting school tomorrow.

I found out that a third cousin of mine is a successful gigolo. You learn something every day.

My day:

-- My girlfriend was in the ER for severe nausea, abdominal pain, and dehydration.

-- I have six bags of hot dog buns in my freezer, but no hot dogs.

-- I met a guy from Argentina.

-- I'm going to New York tomorrow.

Praise and glory to the almighty Bell Canada! I have phone service, and hence, Internet service, once again.

The new place is beginning to look like a home. There's food in the fridge, books on the shelves, and clothes in the drawers.

Wish me luck, I'm headed to NYC to visit the family on Thursday.

I woke up from a nap yesterday in the evening to hear rustling sounds coming from my balcony. "Probably the squirrels," I thought, and indeed, I was right. I looked out the window, and saw two bushy tails coming out of a box filled with old newspapers. I thought they were just playing around, until I saw one of them light a cigarette.

Well, ok,...
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I'm moving on Sunday. Problem is, I need some help doing it, and the guys I'm trying to hire online don't seem to be working out. Then there's the matter of getting a truck. Every place seems to be sold out. Oh, well, I'm sure it'll all work out well. If anyone wants to help me on Sunday/Monday, please let me know. I'll pay. And...
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Space is the final frontier
or so would some opine
but when will we know
the final frontier
is really not Space,
but Time.

Yay, I don't have to take the final exam that was postponed because of the power outage! They said that students can opt out and use their work from the rest of the term to constitute the final grade. Yes, please!

I'm lying in bed, sleeping peacefully this morning, when I'm woken up by a loud crash. Waking up out of a dream that I recall involved more than one belle femme ( ), I discover that my mini-blinds have fallen off the window. Figures, I guess, seeing that they were held up by brackets glued to the wall and a broom with a plastic rod...
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For once, I was able to see the stars at night. The moon was big and bright, and we beheld the Milky Way in all its ribbony fog.

And then the lights came back on...

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Little known fact of the day: I have one of these. It's fun to play with.

What would _you_ do for a Klondike Bar?

So my girlfriend and I are walking last night, heading out to rent a video, when we see a guy start to lean against a parked car. He then crumples to the floor and is lying on the ground, sweating profusely, and making reaching motions with his hands. I ask him if he needs help getting up, and he says, "No." We ask if we...
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A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a cold one. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." The string nods his head and walks out. A few minutes later, the string walks back into the bar wearing a cowboy hat and a raincoat and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Hey, I know you're a string, get outta...
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