So right now I am applying to nonuglylesbians.com...think of them as really bitchy gay suicidegirls, lol.
To become one of the girls, you need a majority vote. Right now it is something like 10 yes, 7 no, and I need about four more yes's to get in.
The gladiator pit
Um...wish me luck...if I don't make it, I guess I can just...rely on my "personality"...
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To become one of the girls, you need a majority vote. Right now it is something like 10 yes, 7 no, and I need about four more yes's to get in.
The gladiator pit
Um...wish me luck...if I don't make it, I guess I can just...rely on my "personality"...
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Why do girls always have to say, "I think you're cute and adorable but you're just not hot" or "You'll be so hot in a few years" OR the best one, "I think you're attractive but for some reason i'm not attracted to you"
Is it because I look young? Damn that half Asian in me...
I am not a poodle or an anime character...
Is it because I look young? Damn that half Asian in me...
I am not a poodle or an anime character...
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chirex:
not that it helps much coming from me, as a male, but when I met you at the prom I found you very attractive.
Hot even. Especially those legs of yours.
::grinshrug::
Hot even. Especially those legs of yours.
::grinshrug::
fred:
But you are so cute and adorable.
Why fight it? It's a lot better than "homely" or "skanky".
...and I think B-Femme would make a great character in a graphic novel or manga too.
But you are so cute and adorable.
Why fight it? It's a lot better than "homely" or "skanky".
...and I think B-Femme would make a great character in a graphic novel or manga too.
For the second time, someone recognized me off the site as the writer of "Much Obliged"...I really thank SG for publishing it; I never thought I would be recognized in random places for it.
Still...it's sort of strange, when people ask me if Lisa was ever a real person, and if it was a true story.
Was it all a dream?
Still...it's sort of strange, when people ask me if Lisa was ever a real person, and if it was a true story.
Was it all a dream?
Last night= 101 degrees of fun.
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jasonxstar:
101 degrees is sure hot..ouch ,well im going to be in the city in a week and half to go to a party of my friends so hopefully we can finally have that cigartte together,oh and heather(onefoolishline) said she wants to hang out also and have lunch or dinner or something..cool cool so let me know if your going to be around, and this is for you a special ROCK ON!!!lates
Owwww. Sick. 
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letigre:
feel better hun. you need to get better asap so you can join us at the brunch on sunday.
tell grrlhavoc that she needs to get her arse back up on it.
tell grrlhavoc that she needs to get her arse back up on it.
schleprock:
Ahhh...poor baby. I hope you feel better soon.
So I woke up this morning to a FIRE because apparently when God is not trying to send me on dates with burglars, he's trying to LIGHT ME ON FIRE.
The fire alarm was going off in my building this morning. I thought, "Ah what the hell, someone just pulled the alarm. I'll get my discman and put on action movie music and run out...
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The fire alarm was going off in my building this morning. I thought, "Ah what the hell, someone just pulled the alarm. I'll get my discman and put on action movie music and run out...
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theoriginalsin:
Doesn't being "The Nice Guy" suck.
That's good to hear. I'm glad you're starting to find some happiness again.
That's good to hear. I'm glad you're starting to find some happiness again.
So Katmax and her girlfriend Sara invited me to go clubbing with them tonight...but Sara told me to dress like a man. She says it is quite possibly might be the only way to attract sane women.
Well...if looking like a man is what it takes...
DAMMIT! WHERE'D I PUT MY OLD SPICE???
Ya can't see it but i'm wearing a tie. I'm drag kinging...
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Well...if looking like a man is what it takes...
DAMMIT! WHERE'D I PUT MY OLD SPICE???
Ya can't see it but i'm wearing a tie. I'm drag kinging...
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mike11:
Please dont be a mans man - I have never questioned my manhood, and I am too old to start now. . Good luck with the new look though. I hope it works for you. lol
. Good luck with the new look though. I hope it works for you. lol
onefoolishline:
Bionicfemme: boobs AND bawls.
come and get her girls...rawr.
come and get her girls...rawr.
Well. Please sit down. Are you ready for how this date turned out?
SHE WAS A MOTHER OF A SEVEN YEAR OLD AND WAS ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY TWICE.
Oh my GOD. There comes a point where a gay woman has to break, and I have. Here are some lovely excerpts from the date.
"So you spent a third of your life in Kansas, huh? I...
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SHE WAS A MOTHER OF A SEVEN YEAR OLD AND WAS ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY TWICE.
Oh my GOD. There comes a point where a gay woman has to break, and I have. Here are some lovely excerpts from the date.
"So you spent a third of your life in Kansas, huh? I...
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ltrain:
wow, i have no luck with chicks either. hence my celibacy. just tired of wasting good energy on people that are worthless. but i think someday happiness will come to everyone who deserves it. its just a matter of when and where. hang in there kid, i feel your pain. yeah come to l.a. though!!! we're alot cooler and cuter.
psmith:
I think i need to send you a carton of Camel Reds.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
So she just called and she wants to meet tonight instead of tomorrow night! Shit! Shit! I have to get ready and clean my place up in case she comes over!!!!!!
FACIAL MASK! STAT!
I'M GOING ON A DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So she just called and she wants to meet tonight instead of tomorrow night! Shit! Shit! I have to get ready and clean my place up in case she comes over!!!!!!
FACIAL MASK! STAT!
I'M GOING ON A DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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volkov:
*imagining "WOOP! WOOP!" sirens going off in BFHQ and little red lights spinning "Dating Emergency! Dating Emergency! Go to Code Red! Prepare for kissy face!* 
you really are the sutest.
and of course she wanted to see you today not tomorrow. she probably wanted to see you RIGHT FUCKING NOW rather than tomorrow. it's your charm. it's undeniable . even to a straight boy like myself.
good luck trooper!
*hugs*
v
you really are the sutest.
and of course she wanted to see you today not tomorrow. she probably wanted to see you RIGHT FUCKING NOW rather than tomorrow. it's your charm. it's undeniable . even to a straight boy like myself.
good luck trooper!
*hugs*
v
katmax:
hey girrrl! You have to let me know how you date goes. She a total hottie...and um well so are you...so you guys should have rockstar sex...or conversations...whatever...if the date sucks just go back to strongbad email
My friend Jana took me to a country-western lesbian bar last night, it was hilarious. The entire place is decorated like an old saloon and it's totally random. Country music played on the jukebox and we shot pool. I ordered an apple martini and the bartender laughed at me and called me a fag, it was hilarious. She said, "What are you doing in this...
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ltrain:
heh. its called doing pushups occassionaly. i'm trying to get away from l.a. and so cal altogether. but i must add we have some of the hottest chicks around. talk about style and being gay all in one area. but their personalities kinda ruin it... snobby! yes we can be at times but for good reasons. girls are evil! well good luck on your date. a bad one is better then no date at all i guess. oh and thank you for the me-yow!! *blushes*
yes we can be at times but for good reasons. girls are evil! well good luck on your date. a bad one is better then no date at all i guess. oh and thank you for the me-yow!! *blushes*
catdad:
I wish I had an ex-rpg chick to go out with. Hope it all goes well.
umbilical cord. That's funny. A friend who teaches comparative religion and his wife kept the umbilical cord of their son because they thought it might come in handy during his teenage years.
umbilical cord. That's funny. A friend who teaches comparative religion and his wife kept the umbilical cord of their son because they thought it might come in handy during his teenage years.
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cobalt:
Ah, a true internet classic...
solisis:
dear god I had a run in with a possum once!
i swear, until this day I knew no fear. it was ten feet tall if it was a foot!
then it was pounded off the balcony and disappeared into the mystic night from whence it came... just thinking about it makes my blood hurt
i swear, until this day I knew no fear. it was ten feet tall if it was a foot!
then it was pounded off the balcony and disappeared into the mystic night from whence it came... just thinking about it makes my blood hurt
Ah this blows. It looks like i'm losing. But its OK 'cause I keep hurling creepy pick-up lines at the girls that reject me, i.e. "But baby, i'm clean, I just came back from the doctor!"