I've always had a hard time picturing hamsters in the wild. I get this mental image of a horde of them devouring a cow or something.
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BEER
I don't know how many bottles of beer
I have consumed while waiting for things
to get better
I dont know how much wine and whisky
and beer
mostly beer
I have consumed after
splits with women-
waiting for the phone to ring
waiting for the sound of footsteps,
and the phone to ring
waiting for the sounds of footsteps,
and the phone never...
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I don't know how many bottles of beer
I have consumed while waiting for things
to get better
I dont know how much wine and whisky
and beer
mostly beer
I have consumed after
splits with women-
waiting for the phone to ring
waiting for the sound of footsteps,
and the phone to ring
waiting for the sounds of footsteps,
and the phone never...
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chiquitabonita:
thus proving that I am right in missing you. beer. even just saying it is cathartic. so, who's up for roller coasters and paddle boats?
thelibra:
mmm, beer.
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dharmabox:
hows it go for you kiddo?
"Uhm... why are you naked"?
"Duh. Because PvP is more FUN when you're nude. Plus the breeze is nice."
"Duh. Because PvP is more FUN when you're nude. Plus the breeze is nice."
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kreatinkaos:
Are you trying to stun you opponents 
elmcitydrunk:
"Uhm....you're wierd."
Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children
well 4 days off in a row
time for the fat man to rub some suntan oil in and get some colour on other parts other then his left arm...
time for the fat man to rub some suntan oil in and get some colour on other parts other then his left arm...
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su:
okay, just no sunbathing in the back of my truck...
have fun
have fun
welntaod:
Ah, the miracle of trucker's tan!
I lost my temper at work today....
actually threw a co-worker into a wall
i have a meeting tommorow to discuss my actions
actually threw a co-worker into a wall
i have a meeting tommorow to discuss my actions
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dalonghair:
I have had my share of such situations myself. Best of luck to you, my friend.
kreatinkaos:
Gee , I hope it was worth it , cause getting shitcanned by target for a violent incident sure would look shitty on your resume
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welntaod:
Oddly enough, your smirk turned upside-down is a smile!
elmcitydrunk:
I'll drink to that.
hippomonki:
is your world really that upside down?
Just got back from new haven
honestly, a tad hung over
nerves are shot, taking a pill, a bong hit and going back to bed for a few hours. Thanks for a hell of time you guys, special thanks for Retro for being a kick ass host, Elmcitydrunk for letting me pass out on his couch. And to Libra and Rx for the sweets they...
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honestly, a tad hung over
nerves are shot, taking a pill, a bong hit and going back to bed for a few hours. Thanks for a hell of time you guys, special thanks for Retro for being a kick ass host, Elmcitydrunk for letting me pass out on his couch. And to Libra and Rx for the sweets they...
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hippomonki:
god damn penny arcade
thelibra:
you're very welcome!
thanks for the comments you guys
finishing up my short little vacation, you need to get ahold of me 985-1107
finishing up my short little vacation, you need to get ahold of me 985-1107
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kreatinkaos:
I just wrote your number on a mensroom wall in Vegas I can't remember if I included the area code 
But I wrote the name Bambi above the number
I can't remember if I included the area code But I wrote the name Bambi above the number
elmcitydrunk:
Tomorrow - FISH!
another year, another birthday
quarter century +1
also, anyone want to make a fan sign(wright I <3 BigBuddha on a body part) for me and post it you would get a super cool testimonial from yours truley... eh it was worth a shot
quarter century +1
also, anyone want to make a fan sign(wright I <3 BigBuddha on a body part) for me and post it you would get a super cool testimonial from yours truley... eh it was worth a shot
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dharmabox:
happy birthday son!
don't do anything your old pop wouldn't do!
don't do anything your old pop wouldn't do!
jawyoga:
happy buddah-day
i owe you one really long smoke
i owe you one really long smoke
yes, beast of burden. Chihuahuas.