I'm offline until Friday. Blame Comcast and their senseless policies.
velocity:
Oh my god, you survived! I was a little concerned.
Dad: "Dan, I have to warn you that your mother is completely out of control right now. She's normally irrational--which is something that comes with the package--but this is worse... She's like a nuclear bomb. Be ready."
Me: "Roger. Thanks, Dad."
Moving Day is gonna be fun. I hope someone toasts my headstone when I'm gone.
Me: "Roger. Thanks, Dad."
Moving Day is gonna be fun. I hope someone toasts my headstone when I'm gone.
anger_frog:
I don't think your headstone will fit in the toaster; will the hair dryer be all right?
velocity:
God, I hate to think what happens when your mother is out of control. I'll have my fingers crossed, and perhaps I'll build a gigantic toaster.
I've become enveloped by a thick mental haze this week. No matter what I want to say I keep tripping over my tongue, or I find myself inable to transition from thought to speech at all. I've lost almost all sense of time, and, though I should be packing, I don't know what to do with myself. Insomnia has returned, too. When I do sleep...
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posh:
i'm stealing that staccato word.
chances are, i will, at some point, own an ipod. given that i've been mumbling the words i want to steal an ipod lately, and all. i say steal because i'm poor.
you really aren't ever on msn.
chances are, i will, at some point, own an ipod. given that i've been mumbling the words i want to steal an ipod lately, and all. i say steal because i'm poor.
you really aren't ever on msn.
anger_frog:
Actually, it's about 15-20 years behind around here; I'd probably pawn everything and run, but I'm trying to get a support system set up ahead of time in the place of my choosing so I don't find myself having to come back.
Turbo Packing Destruction continues. The mood among friends is somber.
A more substantial entry is coming soon, I promise.
A more substantial entry is coming soon, I promise.
I've become convinced that I would die without caffeine. Addicted? Discuss.
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velocity:
I have very little tolerance for caffeine. On the rare occasion that I partake of it, it makes me fucking loopy.
And speaking of the Guinness, I make the most kickass gingerbread cake with it. It goes really well with the Guinness ice cream.
And speaking of the Guinness, I make the most kickass gingerbread cake with it. It goes really well with the Guinness ice cream.
adjunct:
I aim to please. Actually, most of my good comedy gets used on Dogslife's journal, so I mostly aim to comment in Dogslife's journal.
I got into a fight just a couple of days ago. Some drunk frat boys from the local pharamcy college burned me with a lit cigarette (completely unprovoked, of course), so I smashed one in the face with his own beer and ran like hell. Live to fight another day, eh?
Is this a low-grade addiction? Like a cup or two in the morning? Or are you chugging it all the time? It starts to turn your insides toxic after a while- your sweat becomes extremely acidic, so you basically stink. I had to cut myself off after reaching that point.
I got into a fight just a couple of days ago. Some drunk frat boys from the local pharamcy college burned me with a lit cigarette (completely unprovoked, of course), so I smashed one in the face with his own beer and ran like hell. Live to fight another day, eh?
Is this a low-grade addiction? Like a cup or two in the morning? Or are you chugging it all the time? It starts to turn your insides toxic after a while- your sweat becomes extremely acidic, so you basically stink. I had to cut myself off after reaching that point.
Why September Can't Come Fast Enough
"September graduates must now complete a special petition form in order to register for summer classes."
Are you kidding, Northeastern? I mean, those of us graduating in September are taking summer classes because we need them. Requiring us to jump through an additional hoop is inane. There is absolutely no point to this implementation. None other than my destruction,...
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"September graduates must now complete a special petition form in order to register for summer classes."
Are you kidding, Northeastern? I mean, those of us graduating in September are taking summer classes because we need them. Requiring us to jump through an additional hoop is inane. There is absolutely no point to this implementation. None other than my destruction,...
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velocity:
Yeah, that's the version we played too. We had to preface half the questions with "If this were the mid-eighties..." The newer versions suck ass. They're not useless trivia, just pop culture crap.
In Connecticut for the weekend. Back Monday. Have a great weekend.
Every one of my friends at Northeastern had their last college class today. They're completely and officially 100% done--while I'm overloaded all summer. I'd promised myself that I wasn't going to let this bother me, but it is. Never in my life have I been this restless. Maybe I'll be more comfortable when everyone leaves.
velocity:
I was actually going to give you a ring on Sunday, but my phone went out for two days.
posh:
so much more. i'll send you an email. 
Finals week. Joy.
deckwreck:
I'm pretty sure that Lightning Bolt have never heard of this Skronk scene either. Especially since they're from Providence.
UPDATE:
Dad: Are you coming home this weekend?
Archer: Is my car there?
Dad: Yes. If you drive it, I'll kill you.
Archer: No insurance yet. Right.
Dad: You can look at it, though. Thing's cool, Archer.
Archer: So I can look at my car but I'm not allowed to drive it. Isn't that considered torture in some states?
POEE bought me a new Spyderco...
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Dad: Are you coming home this weekend?
Archer: Is my car there?
Dad: Yes. If you drive it, I'll kill you.
Archer: No insurance yet. Right.
Dad: You can look at it, though. Thing's cool, Archer.
Archer: So I can look at my car but I'm not allowed to drive it. Isn't that considered torture in some states?
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posh:
oh but you aren't!
neverwhere is the only one i didn't especially love. this is because i just couldn't get into it. i went about a quarter through and it wasn't doing anything for me.
don't get wrong! i am enjoying pattern recognition. i was restless for entirely unrelated reasons.
neverwhere is the only one i didn't especially love. this is because i just couldn't get into it. i went about a quarter through and it wasn't doing anything for me.
don't get wrong! i am enjoying pattern recognition. i was restless for entirely unrelated reasons.
My current lack of any money means that I've eaten nothing but bagels w/ cream cheese and Easter candy for the past three days. I haven't had coffee in as long. That's not good. I've nothing else to say.
velocity:
I'm going to have to figure out how to ship a pizza. I'd tell you what kind I'm making, but considering the state of your pantry, that would be mean.
velocity:
Oh, my sister and I had Guinness ice cream last night. It was sooo good. I guess I'm being mean now.
I was forced into verbal hammerstrokes in Communication & Quality of Life this morning. The initial conversation of relationships waltzed on to cheating, which is a topic I am very opinionated about. I was comfortable just saying my piece until a classmate made the comment that "it takes a better person to forgive someone for cheating[...]" Huh? I really don't think so.
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velocity:
Yeah, I'd be on your side of that argument, but I think you know that. With me, cheating is a Rubicon you can't cross back over. It's unforgivable. Good thing my boyfriend would never do it, and I can say that with the utmost certainty.