I'm going to see Bond tonight! Running! Jumping! Shooting! Punching!
In the mean time...
No Witty Comment Needed!
In the mean time...
No Witty Comment Needed!
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Stuff I have come to late, but really really like now.
Gang Of Four
New Order
Blowjobs
Cups Of Tea
Elliot Smith
and now, Tom Waits.
He's Awesome! I've been listening to it all weekend, and it's perfect for when I'm driving around the backwoods late at night, a broken faced sinner with a head full of secrets. YEAH!
Gang Of Four
New Order
Blowjobs
Cups Of Tea
Elliot Smith
and now, Tom Waits.
He's Awesome! I've been listening to it all weekend, and it's perfect for when I'm driving around the backwoods late at night, a broken faced sinner with a head full of secrets. YEAH!
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johnnyforeigner:
Whatever. You still totally would 
huw:
I have recently gotten into Tom Waits too.
I have always liked tea and blowjobs however.
Not together though.....that would just hurt.
I have always liked tea and blowjobs however.
Not together though.....that would just hurt.
Now it feels like Christmas.
Had the best Fireworks Night ever. There is a very special feeling that comes from building a Fucking Huge Bonfire (Outdoorsy Boyish Things! Wholesome, with an edge of FIRE RELATED VILLAINY), Spunking a lot of money on fireworks - "We are quite literally burning money..." - And then watching the whole lot go up in smoke.
Smoke and pretty...
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Had the best Fireworks Night ever. There is a very special feeling that comes from building a Fucking Huge Bonfire (Outdoorsy Boyish Things! Wholesome, with an edge of FIRE RELATED VILLAINY), Spunking a lot of money on fireworks - "We are quite literally burning money..." - And then watching the whole lot go up in smoke.
Smoke and pretty...
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nicklocking:
You will look LIKE NO MAN AT ALL! It is better to be a tiger that hunts ants by its own choice, than a cat that is forced into it.
coldandwet:
Marie Antoinette is a stinkingly bad film. Honestly, I'd go alone to Borat and let nobody see your tears, for even when laughter induced they are weak.
Today = Good.
Had lunch with my number one crush. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART.
Listened to Dragon force all day, then came home and played Company Of Heroes all night. NONE CAN BEST ME!
Also, rumour has it that I'm the heart throb of Waterstones. Life is Good!
Bring Back NonStop!
Had lunch with my number one crush. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART.
Listened to Dragon force all day, then came home and played Company Of Heroes all night. NONE CAN BEST ME!
Also, rumour has it that I'm the heart throb of Waterstones. Life is Good!
Bring Back NonStop!
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its_matt:
I think im becoming moderately popular with the females at work. Which scares me. How can i be all mopey when things go well?
johnstitch:
And time machines. We need lots of those.
And time machines. We need lots of those.
It's been a funny old couple of weeks - Let's have a recap.
There's been a lot of empty talk concerning the migration of polish workers into the country. I tend to not comment on stuff like this, because I think it's fairly apparent that Britain has always been and will always bea mongrel nation, and all this PANICKED HYSTERIA merely reveals who the pricks...
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There's been a lot of empty talk concerning the migration of polish workers into the country. I tend to not comment on stuff like this, because I think it's fairly apparent that Britain has always been and will always bea mongrel nation, and all this PANICKED HYSTERIA merely reveals who the pricks...
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glassmachine:
You cack your pants like a majestic ape.
hermes:
Haha! At least you don't scream like a girl!
BTW you busy tonight? That spare ticket for Lordi is still going if you're up for it...
BTW you busy tonight? That spare ticket for Lordi is still going if you're up for it...
A little Something to start this post off.
A lot of people have been asking about this, so prepare yourselves. I'm going to give you the comprehensive guide on how to pull me.
STEP 1: Appearance.
Foolish people may consider this the biggest hurdle in their quest to get me doing the freak nasty with them. After all, I used to be a personal trainer....
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A lot of people have been asking about this, so prepare yourselves. I'm going to give you the comprehensive guide on how to pull me.
STEP 1: Appearance.
Foolish people may consider this the biggest hurdle in their quest to get me doing the freak nasty with them. After all, I used to be a personal trainer....
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its_matt:
milk before hot water is insane, complete madness.
And i seem to have tired of beating heart baby, it used to thrill me so, maybe we should head to relate.
And i seem to have tired of beating heart baby, it used to thrill me so, maybe we should head to relate.
glassmachine:
I'm beating contemporary fiction back with a ironic, poststructuralist, shitty stick.
But once I've done that, I'm going to hit Sexing the Cherry.
My woman pulled me by reading books about impossibly complex scientific subjects that my pathetic brain could not even begin to comprehend. And you're right about emo.
But once I've done that, I'm going to hit Sexing the Cherry.
My woman pulled me by reading books about impossibly complex scientific subjects that my pathetic brain could not even begin to comprehend. And you're right about emo.
Woooooooooooh!
Weekend!
Fuck yeah!
This Weekend's theme has mostly been CONFUSION.
Example: This weekend I forgot I was supposed to be in London, saying goodbye to A prettty french girl. I feel a bit stupid that I missed it, but I always acted like a twat around hologram, and generally just sort of giggled and starred at my feet, so it was probably...
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Weekend!
Fuck yeah!
This Weekend's theme has mostly been CONFUSION.
Example: This weekend I forgot I was supposed to be in London, saying goodbye to A prettty french girl. I feel a bit stupid that I missed it, but I always acted like a twat around hologram, and generally just sort of giggled and starred at my feet, so it was probably...
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its_matt:
Hey sometimes its the only way to shut people up.
But what if there was a blinf guy and his dog wouldnt stop barking, who would you punch?
But what if there was a blinf guy and his dog wouldnt stop barking, who would you punch?
its_matt:
WRONG!
cousindell:
I'm so going to your funeral..never thought I would say that to someone, but i'm with you on that one. Drone hymns at my funeral and I will come back and haunt you.
Two tickets to the gun show?
Two tickets to the gun show?
I wish MySpace was actually like this.
Gym Class heroes are my new favourite thing at the moment. Enjoy!
Gym Class heroes are my new favourite thing at the moment. Enjoy!
super:
Check out 'The Queen & I', if you haven't already.
cousindell:
I knew you would be the first to comment on my journal you little bundle of testosterone you, all hail the dead lift. Sound like a good day for war games.
Right. I've been wondering about how to do this update, and how I was going to talk about everything I saw, And the things we all talked about about, and the HARD THINKING THOUGHTS that where generated, but I can't, because it'd be too fucking vast and complex and myriad and inchoate for me to condense down into a single essay, much like Beijing, or...
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agentblack:
My trip to the other side of the world
IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.
Proper update tomorrow. Fear me, Mortals.
Proper update tomorrow. Fear me, Mortals.
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sky:
did you have a good time and are you going to neils birthday?
cousindell:
Make with the journal already 
Seriously.
For real.