admiral_pants

Thing to say to people:

"You know, you remind me a lot of you at your age."

So, my beautiful dream (the number 2 thing I want to do) lies in ruins. I went to a costume store with the best name in the history of ever, but the only Lincoln costume they had was comically large on me. The coat reached the bottom of my calves, and whoever those pants were made for could've stood to do a little more...
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Things I think about:

Have you all seen that Chevrolet commercial with all the Chevy-related songs from different genres? I just realized that it's woefully incomplete without "Bitchin' Camaro".

Things I want to do:

Attend any protest with a sign that reads, "GO BACK TO CAUCASIA".

Go to a showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

Dress myself and two other...
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Benni. Benni Benni Benni.

I used to have fun chats with her, but they just kind of tapered off. I kept saying to myself, "Man it would be fun to talk to Benni again," but I just didn't and now I can't. Crap.

My name is now Commodore Pants. It was going to be Admiral Pants, but then I thought that sounded cocky.

EDIT: Okay, I give. Admiral Pants fits in the box way better.

San Franceeeesco is rad, people. Also, anyone who meets Crim must, must, MUST force him to sing the "Who's the Boss?" theme song. Last night here tomorrow, and I'm planning on dragging him to a karaoke bar. I've got many pictures to post, but I think I'm going to wait until I get to Austin.

Tonight was my last night in Seattle. I tried to get to the Archie McPhee store, but alas, my bus-fu is weak. Plans for the evening fell through when one of the intended participants had an emergency to deal with and another one had to help her deal with it, so I decided to go out myself and paint the town beige. I had...
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So, I'm out of the Army and am now vacationing. I'll be in Victoria, BC for another week maybe; then Seattle and San Fran for about a week each. A jetsetter is me.

Sometimes peanut M&M's taste like lipstick and I'm not sure why.

Things I learned tonight:

I can rock the shit out of Radar Love.

I can rock 75-80% of the shit out of Don't You Want Me if I've got a competent female vocalist backing me up.

God, I love karaoke.