The first time I met the devil was at a motel 6
She left hell to spend her weekends on earth just for kicks
Sexy little bitch, shorter then expected
About 5 foot 5, getting thick in the breast and thighs
Beautiful dark eyes, a strong stare
Large lips, soft hands and long hair
I said I'll make you smile for the simple fact I'm...
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She left hell to spend her weekends on earth just for kicks
Sexy little bitch, shorter then expected
About 5 foot 5, getting thick in the breast and thighs
Beautiful dark eyes, a strong stare
Large lips, soft hands and long hair
I said I'll make you smile for the simple fact I'm...
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So, was her name Katalina or Katarina?Katalina or Katarina? For the life of me i cant rememberi think it was Katarina, she looks like a Katarina.
Either way, her name is atleast a foot taller than she is.
5 foot 1, maybe.
90 pounds, maybe.
She's the kind o' girl Sammy would give his left nutt foryoung, pretty, and small enough to fit in yr...
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Either way, her name is atleast a foot taller than she is.
5 foot 1, maybe.
90 pounds, maybe.
She's the kind o' girl Sammy would give his left nutt foryoung, pretty, and small enough to fit in yr...
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rephrased:
I find girls annoying, but I'm not sure chicks are where it's at. Generally, I'm more into women. By which I mean, of course, lesbians.
I havent always been as anti-capitalism as i am. When i was younger i would sell school supplies. It was all profit, seeing as though my parents were fronting the bill. Pencils, paper, notebooks, pensi was making well enough bank to keep me in gumballs and plastic thro-aways.
In sixth grade, around the time the kids at school were finding sex interesting, i began selling...
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In sixth grade, around the time the kids at school were finding sex interesting, i began selling...
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phoolsfire:
selling an x-box is a low and deeply personal decision... i have made this decision too. i haven't been able to play x-box since.... 
tell your friend he has my deepest sympathy
tell your friend he has my deepest sympathy
phoolsfire:
oh i forgot to ask if you were still commin in for the fuckinkickass nil8 show on saturday!!!!
Yesterday was the worst dayEVER! It kinda fit in with everything from thursday on, tho. Thursday AJ gets picked up on Antoinette on the way to my place to drop offa bag.
$350+ to bond out.
And i'm out 50$ and a bag for the weekend.
Fuckit, i thought, i've got a couple Trance Joints from easybongs, i'll try those out.
They suck, 10$ down...
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$350+ to bond out.
And i'm out 50$ and a bag for the weekend.
Fuckit, i thought, i've got a couple Trance Joints from easybongs, i'll try those out.
They suck, 10$ down...
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slackerinchief:
Your name rocks
I didnt go into work today. It was partially because i had food poisoning (probably), partially because it was 830am and i was in between a buzz and a hangover, and partially because i didnt wanna face up to AJ or Hazel (his grandmother, who i work with).
Here's the big difference between the demon alcohol and the demon weed (for me, atleast)alcohol impairs my...
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Here's the big difference between the demon alcohol and the demon weed (for me, atleast)alcohol impairs my...
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phoolsfire:
sorry about your drug buddy.
now i know what i really want in life.. more tattoos, and yeah, thats pretty much it, more tattoos, and to travel. and to not want to kill people once a month for no reason, and a puppy, but thats all,...and maybe a laser gun, i don't have and it would fucking rock!! yeah a laser gun
a laser gun
hormonal harmony
a puppy
an endless suply of ink
a passport that never expires,
and good friends that will help get my shit stright when i have my head stuck up my ass.
now i know what i really want in life.. more tattoos, and yeah, thats pretty much it, more tattoos, and to travel. and to not want to kill people once a month for no reason, and a puppy, but thats all,...and maybe a laser gun, i don't have and it would fucking rock!! yeah a laser gun
a laser gun
hormonal harmony
a puppy
an endless suply of ink
a passport that never expires,
and good friends that will help get my shit stright when i have my head stuck up my ass.
i fucking hate cell phones. this is why: i was over at s's tonight, i gave him my number, and immediately he called me.
then he sent me a picture.
then he sent me a txt message.
he was doing it to be cute, but whatever. i can tell i'll have an early temination fee.
sometimes i jerk-off just to get it out of the...
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then he sent me a picture.
then he sent me a txt message.
he was doing it to be cute, but whatever. i can tell i'll have an early temination fee.
sometimes i jerk-off just to get it out of the...
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phoolsfire:
don't worry, soon yor'll get used to having a cell phone... this doesn't make it ok...just comfortable
good news is now you can take lots of pictures and post them here.
good news is now you can take lots of pictures and post them here.
fuckit
Full speed ahead, bitches. The cat's eyeing my lap like she's about to jump.
Here's an interesting factthe less hair i have on my face the more favorable the ladies respond. I shaved last night. Almost all the hair on my face is gone. I've not been fully shaven in about 7 years.
Last night i was looking in the mirror when i thoughti wanna...
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Here's an interesting factthe less hair i have on my face the more favorable the ladies respond. I shaved last night. Almost all the hair on my face is gone. I've not been fully shaven in about 7 years.
Last night i was looking in the mirror when i thoughti wanna...
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figmentation:
sometimes ya gotta do what you don't wanna do inorder to beable to do what you wanna do.
phoolsfire:
i don't think you look like a girl,....maybe a big manly russian girl...your hyper masculine.
good luck with your job
good luck with your job
Bits and Pieces.
I saw Jeehan today, the first time inna while. We talked a bit, mostly about his son, his wife, their plans, and how long it takes the new students to warm up to me, when, out of the blue, he says, Your hair's turning brown!
I say, Yeah, it's time to dye... I dont think he understood what i meant at first,...
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I saw Jeehan today, the first time inna while. We talked a bit, mostly about his son, his wife, their plans, and how long it takes the new students to warm up to me, when, out of the blue, he says, Your hair's turning brown!
I say, Yeah, it's time to dye... I dont think he understood what i meant at first,...
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figmentation:
the ebb and flow of the tides...
(I think I need to stay out of the city and around more plants and less people.)
Money is a bitch. I despise it, yet. I adore capitalism. strange eh?
(I think I need to stay out of the city and around more plants and less people.)
Money is a bitch. I despise it, yet. I adore capitalism. strange eh?
phoolsfire:
i am the queen of irrational fears, with that said, know that self fear is self fulfilling.
st johns wart is a blood thiner, if you want to remedy anxiety, try some different teas, and b-vitamins, i thnk tension tamer has both of theses ingreedints,
umm, try brathing exersizes too, yeah, hope you feel better,
st johns wart is a blood thiner, if you want to remedy anxiety, try some different teas, and b-vitamins, i thnk tension tamer has both of theses ingreedints,
umm, try brathing exersizes too, yeah, hope you feel better,
i was feeling like ass yesterday. because of this, i was high from about 9pm thru 7am. whilst high, i watched...something, i cant remember what. and i think i wrote something.
around 3am i started listening to Choke, the audio-book read by Palahnuik himself. i just kinda layed on my bed, looking up at my ceiling picturing the movie i'd shoot.
Choke is probably my...
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around 3am i started listening to Choke, the audio-book read by Palahnuik himself. i just kinda layed on my bed, looking up at my ceiling picturing the movie i'd shoot.
Choke is probably my...
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I...Love...Dan...Savage.......yes.
I dunno if i really suffer from apnea or am just too stupid to breath. This is something i wrestle with a couple times a week. I wake up coughing, not breathing, but at the same time i'll just be sitting there, watching TV or listening to music, and i'll just... stop breathing.
Not for a long time, just long enough for me to...
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I dunno if i really suffer from apnea or am just too stupid to breath. This is something i wrestle with a couple times a week. I wake up coughing, not breathing, but at the same time i'll just be sitting there, watching TV or listening to music, and i'll just... stop breathing.
Not for a long time, just long enough for me to...
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phoolsfire:
who is dan savage???
is he in that band savage garden, is he related to fred savage???
your so lucky, i have ot take drugs to develop an eating disorder.
and apnea sucks, but this is where the whole smoking thing plays a role, i'm not sayin quit, but start somking so much that you get an iron lung to breath for you, then you wouldn't have to worry about it.
see you tomarrow
is he in that band savage garden, is he related to fred savage???
your so lucky, i have ot take drugs to develop an eating disorder.
and apnea sucks, but this is where the whole smoking thing plays a role, i'm not sayin quit, but start somking so much that you get an iron lung to breath for you, then you wouldn't have to worry about it.
see you tomarrow
i know you take pride in being an individual, but could you, you know, roll down your pant legs? We need to look atleast a little professional, not like street people.
That's what J told me after i rolled my legs up when they got warm. It's not like this was the first time, but whatever.
I wanted to tell him to look around and...
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That's what J told me after i rolled my legs up when they got warm. It's not like this was the first time, but whatever.
I wanted to tell him to look around and...
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phoolsfire:
"To half the kids o' my generation, i must look like Johnny Conformist; to the other half i'm just another freak. Anyone see how fucked this is?"
again these thigs would't even be important around these parts.
sometimes when i relive conversations in my mind i can actually make myself sick with regret over how i handled the situation.
i know what i'm like... i hate myself..i'm an asshole, would you want to be alone with me...wait, don't answer that
again these thigs would't even be important around these parts.
sometimes when i relive conversations in my mind i can actually make myself sick with regret over how i handled the situation.
i know what i'm like... i hate myself..i'm an asshole, would you want to be alone with me...wait, don't answer that