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can we pleeeeease go outside somewhere and smokie??

and then maybe you can check my computer for the evil internet-use watching people.

it sounds like i'm using you. i have bourbon!!

1) How tall are you?
5'4''... and the back seats were those kind that fold down to let you get into the trunk, so it's not as bizarre as it sounds.

2) When was the last time you played Solitaire?
i dunno. a year? or more? i'm more of a "Free Cell" type girl.

3) When was the last time you played Solitaire that wasn't on a computer?
i've played Free Cell with real cards since the last time i've played Solitaire on the computer, i think.

4) What size shoe do you wear?
8 in womens, 7 in mens, 6 UK.

5) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
probably about 20. most of them are boots, though.

6) What is your favourite food?
cheeseburger with french fries! can't be beat!

7) What non-prescription drugs have you done in your life?
pot, hash, and that's about it, unless you count the occational valium or muscle relaxer.

8) Is it the size of the boat, or the motion of the ocean?
motion, i suppose...

9) Can you speak any other languages? If so - which ones?
conversational Spanish, and a bit of practical Italian.

10) Will you send me something for my birthday if I post an address for you to send it to?
yes.


yay, questions!

i like being bitten in the neck aria. and my boobies. but only my boyfriend gets to do that. ^_^

my favorite GWAR album....................... I CANT ANSWER THAT. GAAAH, THEY'RE SO AWSOME! this toilet earth, america must be destroyed, scumdogs of the univers, hell-o............................ AND MORE. BLARGH. I CANT PICK. >_<

*curls up into tiny ball of indecision and GWAR love*

i've seen them twice. it's beyond me how anyone can NOT appreciate a band that builds their very own rubber paris hilton, compleat with blood and guts, dismembers her, and then makes her eat her own rancid pussy!

what happened.
i havent watched wrestling in sooo long.

of course i did

i liked it. last year was way better though

a good zot is always enough to make someone smile. some people are just mean on the boards and didnt' believe the spring cleaning thing would happen.

I'm pretty sure I know who you mean.
It's cute that your so happy about it.

ok, so my brother died in a car accident in 1996. for some reason unknown his car left the road and hit an embanked driveway on an amish farm. when my dad went to go clean out my brothers personal belongings out of the car, i had wanted to go with because my brother used to keep a baseball bat in his car and i wanted it. my older sis tagged along too. well, it was very sad to see. the windshield had an insane pattern of cracks from where my brothers skull hit it, along with blood splatters everywhere. we just kind of stood and watched through tears as our dad picked stuff out of the car. i remember seeing puddles of blood in the garbage that littered the floor of the car. when my dad was done, he shut the door and we stood for a moment and looked at it for one last time before walking away. well we started walking away.....and all of a sudden the cars horn started going off. but it sounded horrible. and eerie. we turned around and looked again. and it just kept blaring as we cried and walked away.

i keep that baseball bat next to my door.

drunk all the time? very true.

i will tell you a story tomorrow. i am so tired right now...

how did you know?? i seriously don't even remembering writing that journal. a slippery slope, says i

rarely watch tv. i work for the government... i'm one of those damn union employees. using my left hand would be akin to a 15 year old boy trying to get me off. i don't like pie. wtf??

Well, the thing that is really revolting about that picture I posted is that is just bad. I mean, I have pictures that aren't particularly flattering, but they are at least funny, like when I'm yelling at one of my kids or I was really fucked up on something or another. That one, truly, just sucks. But for you, anything ... and if you wanted to say something nice, you could have said, "Wow, you have more guts than any of my other friends to actually put something like that up on the Internet!" But it was a nice tree, wasn't it?

I would love a Rob Brown original ... tell me what I need to do and I'll make it happen. Oh, and small please. My boobies feel most secure when something (someone?) is hugging them. Do you have PayPal? That would be easiest from here!

Have a great day, babe!

i'm sure you are just being paranoid. If they're an older couple, then they're probably not all that concerned with your pot smoking antics. They had to have some fun somewhere in their little old lives.
I wish I could post my least favorite pic of me...but it all comes back to the lack of a camera. Soon, man. Soon.

oh boy, you asked for it.......a pic i dont like, cause i have a big fat pumpkinhead!


and this pic is just funny....homage to seinfeld's "no pick! no pick!" episode.....


and one to remind you that i am cute contrary to previous photos......hahahaha


now the rest of the pics involved weiners and weasels, though none were hurt. but i will not incriminate myself.....

interesting, very very interesting. i will be passing that information on.

sounds good to me

Ok - firstly:

A. Yep
B. 18 years
C. Roughly $37 a week. I'm planning to quite when we get to LA - my smokers cough is becoming a real concern.
D. Definately!

@ you finally unpacking! That's gotta feel a bit like Christmas morning! Congrats on the sudden motivation

And yeah - I'm working away on it. I'm taking a day off today because a lot of the writing requires me to jump back into an unpleasant mindset - and I just don't wanna.

hehe. maybe it's just 'cause i'm lazy that i skipped the answers.

I have no concept as to what you speak of sir.... But that is alright. How are things dude? How's Scarberia?

Is it in fact true that there is a baboon kicking about? If so.... Thank you kindly good sir. Arrangements will be made. Use the force.

I have never seen Invader Zim. I've seen all the merchandise, but never the show. I may have to check out this.