i am currently, perhaps briefly, working retail again, which i swore up and down i'd never do again after managing a small store and having the owner try and fuck me without the courtesy of a reach around. which, of course, is a serious breach of etiquette. the reach around is called a "courtesy" for a reason.
but as far as working retail goes, there are some mitigating factors.
1. the pay is good and i can continue to run my side business while i do this. i will make enough money to fashion an underwear from 100 dollar bills, succeed from the nation and declare my house "Tonyonia". you're all invited to sign up and be private citizens and sleep on my couch. please bring alcohol and dvds with cartoons or low-brow sketch comedy.
2. the women. are. fucking. hot.
it's a clothing retail outlet (www.pinupgirlclothing.com) in Pasadena. Near the community college. In the summer.
i cannot tell you how incredibly beautiful some of these women are and how often they'll change into clothes and go "Do I look good in this?"
yes.
yes, you do. and thank you.
i'm just a sucker for oogling women all day. you'd have never guessed considering i'm writing a blog entry on a porn site. i know the motto is "come for the porn, stay for the community" but c'mon, i'm totally staying for the porn, re: Reagan's and Twinkie's set today. hot damn.
3. compared to my last job, where i worked to make someone else money, now i'm hardly doing anything and making myself money. the job is so laid back i sketch, read, write and do pretentious blogging throughout the day.
when not doing any of those, i dress the mannequins up and we get diiiirty!
4. this is no 4th reason.
5. did i mention the women are smoking in a no smoking area?
yes. i know you want to be me. i want to be me, too.
but as far as working retail goes, there are some mitigating factors.
1. the pay is good and i can continue to run my side business while i do this. i will make enough money to fashion an underwear from 100 dollar bills, succeed from the nation and declare my house "Tonyonia". you're all invited to sign up and be private citizens and sleep on my couch. please bring alcohol and dvds with cartoons or low-brow sketch comedy.
2. the women. are. fucking. hot.
it's a clothing retail outlet (www.pinupgirlclothing.com) in Pasadena. Near the community college. In the summer.
i cannot tell you how incredibly beautiful some of these women are and how often they'll change into clothes and go "Do I look good in this?"
yes.
yes, you do. and thank you.
i'm just a sucker for oogling women all day. you'd have never guessed considering i'm writing a blog entry on a porn site. i know the motto is "come for the porn, stay for the community" but c'mon, i'm totally staying for the porn, re: Reagan's and Twinkie's set today. hot damn.
3. compared to my last job, where i worked to make someone else money, now i'm hardly doing anything and making myself money. the job is so laid back i sketch, read, write and do pretentious blogging throughout the day.
when not doing any of those, i dress the mannequins up and we get diiiirty!
4. this is no 4th reason.
5. did i mention the women are smoking in a no smoking area?
yes. i know you want to be me. i want to be me, too.
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unfortunately I can't insert my own faces, all I got are these silly emoticons.
If you know how to use your imagination, which you better know how to do that.....you can kind of make sentences out of them. Like this.
translation? no, silly you have to figure it out
Let me know what days you work, I'll swing by.