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I'm Back in Dallas.

Like any of you even missed me... wink

Today is my first full day back in Big D. If you ever get a chance to drive a shitload of stuff half way across the USA, drop it off, and then do it all over again with a shitload of animals...

Stop where you are, go to a pawn shop, buy...
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8spiders:
Actually it's not. It's humid as fuck. It's even been raining. I seriously asked someone the other day, "What is this? Texas?"

I'll call you soon. I totally passed out all weekend from this fucking heat.
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I'm moving. In 3 days I'll be on the road to Dallas to start anew. I don't hate where I live (SoCal) I just can't fucking afford it! Dallas is cool though. I lived there, I know people there. Houses are a goddamnsite cheaper there.

It's just flat.

Fucking flat.

And Hot.

Fucking hot.

Go me.
spaceboy:
Dallas ain't bad. Although I come from San Antonio, so almost anywhere else is a step up.
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OK, you'll love this.

I was talking with this guy at work. He's the source of all things that amuse me. Let me rephrase that. He's says stupid things and I laugh at him. Sometimes, I can't tell if he's serious or not the things he says sometimes.

So the other day, we are talking the wonders and horrors of...
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HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh shit!

Heh... Hahaha!

watch this

heh heh,

seriously
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So, yeah.

There's this guy at work I have befriended, sort of. We shared a common interest in comics so we'd hang at lunch and talk geek. Turns out we both had a similar view of the current political state, and we'd take turns just ranting on the gov't. Now, as you good people might know, the division between church and...
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Well, explaining it would ruin the fun.

But I will say this is the one "Chick flick" I'd go see

Shining
8spiders:
Hahahaha, oh shit dude. I'm sorry. Things actually got really crazy for me and I just forgot shit. I'll call you dude.
redheadedleague:
Oh that's wrong. Funny, though.
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OK, I'm the best turkey maker I know. Now I have testimonials to the fact. I feel justified. Had a good night, turkey stuffing, beer, cranberries, beer, and lesbians. Always lesbians. I'm OK with lesbians, I think they are real nice. I'm usually the only guy at these parties and I am always the only straight guy.

My head fuckin' hurts a...
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8spiders:
so what's the skinny with you? call me, maybe i can dro[ by for a minute or two.
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So jury duty is over. Mistrial. Apparently, the victim/star witness, had a very public fit in front of a couple of jurors. After a day of sitting on hard wood benches all day, waiting to be interviewed by the judge relating to this episode, we were allowed to continue. Then over the weekend, some NEW EVIDENCE was brought to light that pretty much fuckin...
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8spiders:
fuck yes and a half. what's up with you this weekend?
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So, I got selected for jury duty. Someone's life is in my hands. That's kinda heavy. I hope I won't disappoint you.
visigoth:
oh shit eeek
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OK, so 2 months later and I have something to talk about. Long summer. Loooooooong summer. My GF's niece and nephew were visiting for 6 weeks. I almost hurt myself not killing them. Insufferable know-it-alls half my age or more telling me how the world works.

During that visit, my girl's mother dies. It was a blessing, she'd been suffering from a...
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Things to do on my birthday:

Drink, grill meat, drink, open presents, drink, blow stuff up, drink, break new toys, drink, and drink.

I hope I haven't forgotten anything...
8spiders:
oh. OH! i have the second season of carnivale for you.

for YOU.

i miss you nick.

my cell - 241 8871

626 of course.

don't call my regular number anymore because i don't pay attention to it,
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So, yeah! I'm sitting drinking my second cup of coffee, watching cartoons trying to unfog my head. Someone starts kicking my chair! Who the fuck is kicking my chair at 8:45 in the morning? And who is rattling my entertainment center?

God, that's who.

So I got a gentle rocking sensation. Being an earthquake virgin, I think I made it to 1st...
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