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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away."

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sonicjunky:
ahhww, your profile pic is the best!
hawks:
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"To do is to be"...Descartes

"To be is to do"...Voltaire

"DO be do be do"... Sinatra


What did the sign on the whorehouse say?
Beat it we're closed.

Why did the walrus go to a tupperware party?
To find a tight seal! haha haha ha

Gotta love dumb jokes. If you know any, send them my way.

FEELING SILLY TODAY biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

Just finishing up a terrible...
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jayde__:
Here's a joke:

Three guys walked into a bar.
The fourth ducked.

*ducks the rotten tomatoes*

So since I'm too lazy to go through your journal but I'm curious, what business do you own? And, if you don't mind my asking, how hard is it to become a self-employed business owner? It's something that's always sounded tempting to me.
demonbuttercup:
I loved your jokes.
There must be work out on the left coast... blush
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Alright no more grumpy posts... I'm told it's a sign of aging whatever
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punkfreak420:
That cat rocks!!! I want a gun for mine!!!
cc_baxter:
aging schmaging. we post thirty somethings need to stick together and hold our ground. i'm here dammit and i'm not moving. mad
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HOW IN THE HELL DO I UPLOAD IMAGES INTO MY JOURNAL, DAMNIT!?!?!?!?!?!? I just wasted 45 minutes. mad
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longtimecoming:
you are pretty love
tryst:
I really do have a dinosaur egg. smile Or something I found long ago that is unidentifiable and resembles what one might look like. Maybe I should take it to a lab. smile
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Tuesday afternoon... which is MY Monday for the week. I'm taking a break from doing payroll, I despise doing payroll, I keep getting interupted anyway.

Nice weekend with friends and spending way too much money. Didn't get the chace to bitch slap anyone though (he he) I of course cried over the last epsiode of Sex and the City, I knew Big would swoop in...
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"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker up the side of the head

...pass it on"

Have a great weekend everyone whatever
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susannahjoy:
that profile pic is entirely too disturbing. but so damn cute! love it.
jacksin:
i loves da way u tink... solid profile pic ARRR!!!