Ok the final installment of Vanuatu... I think we got up to the falls.... well we spent a day chilling after the falls just by the pool and lounging around... I went into town for some lunch cause I found a little cafe that sold PASTA! and I was dying for a pasta fix.. .its totally a meat heavy diet over there so to gets some vege cannolli was fucking heaven..... we just swam around and lay in the sun ALL day and got drunk on bloody marys and beer..... that night we played pool all night and the owner who had taken a particular shine to us started just slathering us with alcohol... I dont normally drink really ever.... but this holiday whoa... did I have my drinking boots on....
The next day was a second last day there and we were booked on 'Sailaway Cruises' which you drive to the other side of the island up this fucking crazy mountain.. you get the most spectacular views of Vanuatu... it tooks us about 45mins driving to get to the boat... we set sail on this ocean going cat for Hat Island which is just that... this island that looks like a fucking hat.. it was so cute and made me giggle heaps.. .we went snorkelling all around there the water was so clear and deeps in places and then just aquamarine and shallow in places... it was so incredible... all thefish were just totally unfazed by us being there and we had all these underwater disposable cameras so theres going to be some funny shots of my under water..... I pick up the photos today so all Iv'e got to do it scan them...
Then we went to this secluded beach for swimming and looking around one of the tour guides found a little baby octopus and was playing with it it was so cute!!!! we spent about an hour there just swimming and snorkelling.... then we went out ot 'paul's rock' which is the big coral soprt of mountain around a basin in the ocean.... therre was some of the biggest fish I've seen in my life there and we all had chicken bones and bread to hand feed the fish with.... all these fluro yellow angel fish and blue ones and big fucking cod would just swim right up to you if you kept your hand still enough and feed right out of your hand.... it was the most incredible experience ever! I was just in awe...... and then after that we set sail home... everyone on the tour was just so relaxed and smiling andtlaking with each other... we all just lounged on the boat in the sun drying our selves on the way back.... we were so fucking exhausted from swimming all day when we got back to our resort.... being our last night we tried an 'island feast' which had all the local dishes on one platter.... we tried all the local foods and fruits ... I must admit I didnt like alot of it.. as there was so much meat in all the dishes but I did like some of the fruits like bread fruit... and yes... it fucking tastes just like bread its weird.. but they make this sort of custard to go with it so it was nice.....
The next day we were leaving @ 2pm to go to the airport so we ducked into town quickly and got some duty free booze and ciggies and came back to just lie in the sun and drink and eat hot chips until it was time to go..... we were so drunk by the time we got on the plane we were embarressing ourselves but only to the people behind us who I think we're just total fucking voyeurs lol!!!! so I let off a really stinky fart and that stopped them from spying through the chairs for a while lol... and thats my holiday!!!!!! xxxxx
In other news... someone whom I havent spoken to in 5 fucking years emailed me yesterday!!!!! which totally spun me out... the merit of keeping the same email address open for that long.. shit that means I've had that email addy open for like 8 years now... whoa...
Question: Would you go to your high school reunion? Or did you go? If so tell me the story.... was it as horrible/good as you thought it would be... what were your motivations for going?
The next day was a second last day there and we were booked on 'Sailaway Cruises' which you drive to the other side of the island up this fucking crazy mountain.. you get the most spectacular views of Vanuatu... it tooks us about 45mins driving to get to the boat... we set sail on this ocean going cat for Hat Island which is just that... this island that looks like a fucking hat.. it was so cute and made me giggle heaps.. .we went snorkelling all around there the water was so clear and deeps in places and then just aquamarine and shallow in places... it was so incredible... all thefish were just totally unfazed by us being there and we had all these underwater disposable cameras so theres going to be some funny shots of my under water..... I pick up the photos today so all Iv'e got to do it scan them...
Then we went to this secluded beach for swimming and looking around one of the tour guides found a little baby octopus and was playing with it it was so cute!!!! we spent about an hour there just swimming and snorkelling.... then we went out ot 'paul's rock' which is the big coral soprt of mountain around a basin in the ocean.... therre was some of the biggest fish I've seen in my life there and we all had chicken bones and bread to hand feed the fish with.... all these fluro yellow angel fish and blue ones and big fucking cod would just swim right up to you if you kept your hand still enough and feed right out of your hand.... it was the most incredible experience ever! I was just in awe...... and then after that we set sail home... everyone on the tour was just so relaxed and smiling andtlaking with each other... we all just lounged on the boat in the sun drying our selves on the way back.... we were so fucking exhausted from swimming all day when we got back to our resort.... being our last night we tried an 'island feast' which had all the local dishes on one platter.... we tried all the local foods and fruits ... I must admit I didnt like alot of it.. as there was so much meat in all the dishes but I did like some of the fruits like bread fruit... and yes... it fucking tastes just like bread its weird.. but they make this sort of custard to go with it so it was nice.....
The next day we were leaving @ 2pm to go to the airport so we ducked into town quickly and got some duty free booze and ciggies and came back to just lie in the sun and drink and eat hot chips until it was time to go..... we were so drunk by the time we got on the plane we were embarressing ourselves but only to the people behind us who I think we're just total fucking voyeurs lol!!!! so I let off a really stinky fart and that stopped them from spying through the chairs for a while lol... and thats my holiday!!!!!! xxxxx
In other news... someone whom I havent spoken to in 5 fucking years emailed me yesterday!!!!! which totally spun me out... the merit of keeping the same email address open for that long.. shit that means I've had that email addy open for like 8 years now... whoa...
Question: Would you go to your high school reunion? Or did you go? If so tell me the story.... was it as horrible/good as you thought it would be... what were your motivations for going?
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I wanted to read your whole holiday story, but i don't want to torture myself with thoughts of such beautiful places and adventures i can't even begin to afford right now. they'd have to drag me kicking and screaming to work on monday (they almost do at this point anyway).
As for the high school reunion -- i missed my 5-year because i was in California, and i missed my 10-year because it was the same weekend as the blizzard. i'm not terribly broken up about it, i was only half-considering going anyway. i didn't like most of the people in my class, so i was in no great rush to be surrounded by them again.