A typical christmas in our household is given over to my father alcoholism and my mothers hysteria and my sister compulsion to clean everything. My sister is the classic chosen child in an alcoloholic family - responsible and conscientious. Only she isn't she is deeply ungenerous, it turns all her boyfriends away from her. She has my mothers desire to dominate. Classic enabling. Her flat is totally fucking spotless it looks like a showhome, get them all together and they are lethal.