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Is it Wednesday? Or Tuesday....For some reason i always get these two days confused...Well, i just feel generally confused today anyway. I woke up in a stupor that wont wear off. I didnt even have drinks last night or anything....Curious....

I am planning a trip to Disneyland! I know some people think its lame, i used to until i was about 18, but then i fell on my head and nocked something straight and now i LOVE it. I think i will actually be able to afford it too! Horray for that!

Help ME! I have all this greatness and i don't know what to do with it!!! Or maybe...i really have all this shittiness and i don't know what to do with it. Oh ASS DONKEY FUCK! I wish i knew which it was...

Today's forcast: Ten of Cups. Meaning: Emotional satisfaction and endurance in love relationships. Great Happiness. Tens also symbolize the completion of things or closure in general. Things being projects, life cycles, trying times etc.

AWWWWOOOOOGGGGA! AWWWOOOOOGGGGA! WARNING WARNING WARNING! HEAD IS GOING TO ESPLODE! YOU ARE IN THE SPLASH ZONE!

This is totally making me late for work! Dammit SG, stop being so freaking compelling!

lalala. And now, time for something completely different!

Bailando Motherfuckers!

And to stay true to my name (and i finally found my deck amidst all these boxes) the Tarot Card of the day:

The Queen of Swords:

Intelligent, highly perceptive forces at work. A confident individual. a skillful diplomat. a good leader able to withstand criticism.

other things about this card: A cunning individual, she can employ a sharp tongue, humor, sarcasm, and wit in...
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Word of the day:

schadenfreude: malicious joy at anothers suffering or misfortune.

Eat Me!

I want to wave a magic wand and make all my boxes unpack themselves. And it would be cool if i could flick my wrist with same wand in hand and instantly make Brad Pitt naked whenever i wanted...since we are going with wishful thinking here...