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I've been torn lately. Surfing or school. Staying or leaving. Cutting my hair or letting it grow. My desire to pack up and leave or stay and make a difference. There's got to be a third option. It worked with boxers or briefs...
I've been reading Plato's Symposium again. Should I stop?
I have new neighboors upstairs. I knew I should have taken the master...
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I've been reading Plato's Symposium again. Should I stop?
I have new neighboors upstairs. I knew I should have taken the master...
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Today I picked up a hitchhiker. He gave me a fat sack of weed for helping him out. I think I'll go surfing with him next month. I'm a Lebowski Achiever. Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!
Things are strange around here as of late. I'm wondering how long I'll stay. I'm getting antsy. SG, SG... oh what shall I do with you?
Things are strange around here as of late. I'm wondering how long I'll stay. I'm getting antsy. SG, SG... oh what shall I do with you?
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fatality:
That's so fun about the hitchhiker. I picked up a guy once (actually, not me, but the person who was driving, I don't drive) and he wanted to invite us to eat with his mother or something.
That's not so fun about the second paragraph, but, yeah...
That's not so fun about the second paragraph, but, yeah...
evanx:
You can never leave me.....
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wugglyump:
thank you for that. when i was younger and watching that, i'd laugh, but a little part of me felt offended. thanks for reading me journl
walker:
Thank you very much.
There's something wildly dionysian about driving, in the Nietzschian sense of it all. I was heading down PCH tonight after a night on 3rd Street and I realized there's rarely a time when I'm so intuitive and in touch with it all. I just can't put my finger on it... but I must admit, there's a considerable amount of Guinness working against me.
Updated due...
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surface:
you mean i have to stop putting bananas in my ass?
dlpchris:
HOLY SHIT IT'S SUPER MACHO MAN!!! I shall counter with
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oldkid:
You just need to change the rules to UNO a little. Just make sure that you let them know that whenever you play a green, blue, red or yellow card it means you get to touch their boobies.
fenris23:
I miss you too.
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surface:
nice work.
_roy:
Answer me... answer me you sloppy bitch!
In reference to you being a soulseek user or not.
[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 11:28AM]
In reference to you being a soulseek user or not.
[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 11:28AM]
evanx:
OK, that made me laugh.
[Edited on Aug 28, 2005 6:14PM]
[Edited on Aug 28, 2005 6:14PM]
Nevermind... That's much better. I love you Malibu... m,,,,adfnjafdhes;ghe;slkf;dlj;lf yes.
You wouldn't believe what it takes to get laid in this town. Fuck you Malibu. Fuck you in the ass! 
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kosomot:
I'd go with the bald.
manko:
hawt baybee.... that pic goes right into my wank bank.
I say over-hormoned hairless freak, no doubt. Slobbery nips just don't cut it, i'm sorry.
I say over-hormoned hairless freak, no doubt. Slobbery nips just don't cut it, i'm sorry.
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evanx:
Maiden should'a whooped all their asses, including Kelly and Sharon. 
dlpchris:
Well, I had a pretty good time at Ozzfest, though I do wish Maiden would have destroyed all involved in the shenanigans.
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes. I didn't get a blowjob, but it made me feel almost as good. Ozzfest tomorrow. Worthwhile update soon. Especially if I get a blowjob.
mratomic:
happy belated birthday dude, hope you thoroughly rock out, in the hardcore style to which you are accustomed, at the delightful OZZFEST 
Born again virginity requires it too be your choice I believe.