Finals are kicking my ass, and I'm pretty sure I'm being stalked by a certain bottle of bourbon. Basil Hayden to be exact. It's a sneaky bastard of a bottle, too.
So while I go delve into a semester's worth of civil procedure, I'll leave you with a story I wrote for a class a few months back.
The Effects of Binge Drinking on Puritanism... Read More
Law school is kicking my ass. Turns out Legally Blonde was not an accurate portrayal. I'm pretty sure someone owes me something for that misrepresentation.
I'll try to update on my general going ons at some point. (It involves massive ass kicking, profanity, hooliganing, beveraging, and other such awesomeness),
Also. If you haven't heard the new Grinderman album you ought to go check it out.... Read More
It's been awhile. I have been trying desperately to keep all posi-core, but all kinds of bullshit went down. I didn't want to update with all kinds of bad news, so I just avoided the whole mess. Shockingly, it didn't help fix much of anything.
I'm not entirely sure where I left off, but..
I managed to have an abscess on my nipple the size... Read More
Well, it's not like I followed the Doctors orders in any meaningful way (cut off the cast after 2 days ect...) but on those rare occasions when I needed the crutches they were a pain in the ass so it was certainly nice not to need them. Yeah I only had the bike running for a couple of months. It's ok though because I've got my heel back and I've got a line on an even cheaper and nicer (aesthetically at least) old early '80s Honda. Can't wait to get her running.
So it's been about 3 months since I last rambled in this general direction.
But. That means that half the shit I may have written about has already been forgotten! So it's kind of a win-win situation!
Thanks, by the way, to all those who sent me warm birthday wishes. Despite my assholish refusal to use this silly computer mess, I was very appreciative of... Read More
It's my birthday!
I turned old today.
Like really really old.
If I weren't so lazy I'd tell you how amazingly ridiculously fucked up this week has been.
Thankfully I'm really lazy though.
So.
For my birthday....
Leave me fun pictures.
Of something intriguing!
So. The update of all updates. I've been crazy busy! Here's the bulk of it. I'll add details and stuff at some point. Maybe. If you know me well at all, you know I wont be updating for another few months. So we'll just see.
In the meantime, as you will soon see, I love blurry camera phone pictures. Please please please someone teach me... Read More