mana

I love my mom and dad. After all, they're responsible for the way I look. Easter holidays are best spent at home with my parents because it means a lot of relaxation. I sleep and I dream. And right now I miss a special boy.

Let's call him something sexy like Joey.

So I miss this Joey and today he messaged me and said hello....
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A while back I stopped smiling and laughing in public. I realized it made me look retarded, just like deaf people attempting to speak are retarded too. They get these weirdly pitched voices and their mumbled words don't make one bit of sense. That being said, I wish I fell in love with a deaf beautiful boy.

I don't think I'll ever be happy, which...
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I went off by myself again.

Bought some chocolate mocha cigarettes... and the chain smoking began.

I picked out a place by the river... slipped off my flip flops... and put my feet into the cool water...

I read some "inspiration sandwich"...

And watched the river roll by...

And I noticed the waves of the river... I let my feet move with them... and against...
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My hair is a real mess today.

it's like it has a life of it's own sometimes. allthough they're mostly useless, i know a good deal of tricks. for instance, it's not good if you wash your hair much. don't wash your hair that often. a little natural greasy hair is good. get it? it's allright.

but you cant go around never washing your hair....
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She's probably thinking: last word freak.

I'm smiling, I put on my red nose, I'm smiling worse than The Joker and I'm ready for just about anything. She says good night and I say the same. She mumbles something I can't make out and I mumble back. She slams the door. I scream out loud. She's probably thinking: last word freak.

She's probably thinking: She's...
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An old man sits on the bus and next to him, well, there I sit. Hello me, I wave in my dream. On the old man's lap a paper bag holding a six-pack of beer. It's Monday. I think a two-word thought: drunken bum.

I come home and the hours pass. I feel normal all along. I'm boring and not special at all. Closing in...
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Andr dies and goes to hell, a place he considers to be a winter wonderland, so he asks the devil to turn up the heat, whom upon this request calls up God on the hotline and asks for advice. God tells the devil to expel Andr from hell - for life. The devil ponders this for a while, and then asks God where he's supposed...
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Why do I torture customer service people?
Email exchange:

(Me)
I ordered two CDs from you 2 months ago and I only received one. The first album came within a few days, but I have yet to receive the second album. I was wondering if you still have it in your record. Thanks.

Andrea


(Janine)
Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that at this...
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I hate Valentines day!