roland_deschain:
That's good... Cheap date that way. 
stewfnrocker:
I wish it took me that little to get drunk! My wallet would be much heavier
what makes you feel old?
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lashes:
Asking people for ID at work, only to find that they're born in 1990 AND old enough to drink alcohol.
rusholme_ruffian:
I was thinking today about the fact that I'm turning 29 in 5 months.
f u c k .
i'm old.
f u c k .
i'm old.
people are very.. very predictable 
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meagan:
Yeah, they really are.
jena:
You and I never are.
Text or call a bitch soon.
Text or call a bitch soon.
the hot dogs are too small..
there's not enough ketchup..
it's an epidemic
there's not enough ketchup..
it's an epidemic
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gentleman_loser:
Yeah what gives...never the same amount of hotdogs as buns...It should be against the law!!
cece:
besides the obvious, how are you?
i could really use some food stamps right now
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ron4164:
Hope you aren't starving sweetie.
Hope you aren't starving sweetie.
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x_racer_x:
ahem......
x_racer_x:
Hey there gorgeous!!!!
nudwig:
there's no Association in this but here ya go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7IuCKfA0PM
oh, and Guided by Voices!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7IuCKfA0PM
oh, and Guided by Voices!
what in the hell am i going to do?
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slugworth:
what happened?
trocc:
put another record on, i'd imagine. 
eyes don't smile.
all they do is cry.
all they do is cry.
deuteranopia:
They can be kind, or they can be cold, and while not being able to smile themselves, can bring about a smile in others.
barthexderosa:
Maybe not, but as smiles go, yours is sweetly beautiful.
ugh.
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paz:
I know...
tragicallyhipuk:
That's certainly one way to put it
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jena:
Excellent. Trust me...I'm there tomorrow for brunch. I can't wait.
jena:
as long as your not over 35
I loved iit!
I loved iit!