Nothing like doing almost all the chores, puting a roast in the oven, getting high as fuck and watching American Dad on Netflix while drinking my favorite wine.
Hoodwreck is a very very happy buzz. And it works on my magraine really well. And period cramps.
Like shows we once liked take on a new meaning. And then go on to trigger PTSD. At least it triggered me to start the slow, work intensive process of getting rid of an old email account (that unfortunately seems to be my main login to a lot of things) in favor of a spanking new one.
Also, still dealing with silly issues of moving...
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Curled up with period cramps in the bear's pajamas, next to the big stuffed bear on the living room floor. Bored out of my mind but it's too hot out to go hunt pokemon. Not to mention I'm all out of pokeballs and the nearest pokestop is a 45 minute walk. Not gonna walk 45 minutes in 110 F heat. Nope.
Vegas is brutal in...
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Is it me or as I'm getting older are the piercings and tats hurting more? Like seriously...
Also, one doesn't simply get their inner labia pierced without collateral damage. Like my underwear, that has been sacrificed to the blood gods. And the fact it burns with the fury of 1000 suns to pee because INNER LABIA. And because of my error of judgement the first...
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satisfaction brought her back...
I knew I had written about the exact day I started performing, somewhere. It was just too important to not have written about. Well, I did. Here. Made me miss a lot of things about the SG community in general so maybe I'll be around more often. Hopefully. Life online is very distracting these days. There aren't enough hours to pin...
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And while I am not performing this year, I'm excited I get to watch all the amazing performers and take some great classes. Time to start getting ready for an amazing day!!!
And by roller coaster, I mean life... One week I'm in Hawaii relaxing and getting drunk by the pool, the next I'm panicking because the month of December will be insane crazy in Brazil.
Meanwhile, I woke up from an awful nightmare after feeling a bit bummed the last few days for a number of burlesque reasons. I should actually be happy as a bee...
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It's a fun place to do everything. Now if only I could drive I wouldn't be stuck at home on such a glorious Sunday.
Oh well, I still have last night's makeup to take off.