I've always wondered why people get so upset when they find out they have a stalker.
I'd be flattered to discover that I was being stalked. At least you'd know that SOMEONE has you in their thoughts.
Especially if they stood outside of my window furiously masterbating. It'd be nice to know that someone wanted to take time out of their busy life just to...
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I'd be flattered to discover that I was being stalked. At least you'd know that SOMEONE has you in their thoughts.
Especially if they stood outside of my window furiously masterbating. It'd be nice to know that someone wanted to take time out of their busy life just to... Read More
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I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided...
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frank_castle:
if you are robboing a bank and your pants fall down , it is ok to laugh and let the hostages laugh too, cause come on, life is funny
deep thoughts by LL Cool J, (Ladies Love Cool John)
deep thoughts by LL Cool J, (Ladies Love Cool John)
davidgr:
I miss you Homie
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
Lenore
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frank_castle:
do you still have contact with him, he is a family friend my cousins hang out with him and i have met him like twice when i was a young lad, oh and if you download music try a listen to this song Corky and the juice pigs - pants, you will laugh it's a fun song, yeah so i am doing SB , and i want to say sorry in advance... you might become blind, ok you take care and have a nice and pretty night
robotscrushheart:
or you could throw a pumpkin grenade so that all the survivors can eat pumpkin pie.
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know...
Lenore
-Oh, and if anyone's curious, I posted a couple pics of me with my naturally blonde hair in the 'DepressionOutlet' group. (There weren't any other photosets there). My hair is NOT blonde now...those pics were taken in highschool, sillies!
Lenore
-Oh, and if anyone's curious, I posted a couple pics of me with my naturally blonde hair in the 'DepressionOutlet' group. (There weren't any other photosets there). My hair is NOT blonde now...those pics were taken in highschool, sillies!
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frank_castle:
if you are still home before you go out with nex maybe i can come i have nothing to do plus i need to find where they sell lucky's cartons, maybe nex knows i have just nothing to do today, so peace out
frank_castle:
a beautiful song
Corky and the Juice Pigs - Janitor
In the style of Neil Young:
He lives down by the furnace
Janitor, Janitor
And he makes the young kids nervous
Janitor, Janitor
He tells everybody to call him Tony
But he smells like oil, and his ass is bony
Janitor, Janitor
He's got a lot of charms
Janitor, Janitor
Like the prison tattoos on his arms
Janitor, Janitor
He cleans the bathroom and tells dirty jokes
He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes
He's the Janitor, Janitor
Hey there Neil, how ya doin'
Hey, not too bad.
Hey, I guess I saw you talkin' to the janitor this morning
Well, strange thing...I went in early, eh, to practice my volleyball spike in the gym and he was buffin' the floor with that electronic, buffomatic floor waxing thing he's got, eh? ANd so I was trying to spike, eh, and he was tryin' to buff all around me as I was tryin' to spike, and I said, "Hey pal, I'm tryin' to concentrate, Mr. Janitor, and I wanna work on my spike." And he said, "Oh yeah?" And he dressed up like Kate Smith and touched himself on the leg with a big wooden spoon and then he waxed me so hard I felt the hairs givin' way on myself, and then I make a little kind of oven mitt with what I could put back together.
How's your spike now?
Brilliant!
I guess it would be.
Hey Neils! Neil! Neils! Neils! Neil alert!
I was talkin' to the Janitor this mornin' too, ya know.
Ohhhhhhh...
Yeah, he took me down, he took me down behind the furnace
Oh really?
And he showed me that sausage collection that he's got.
I heard he only has one.
Yeah but it's real pretty.
One day I wanna be like him
Janitor, Janitor
Masturbating as I clean the gym
Janitor, Janitor
I think it must be a really nice life
Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife
Being stained yellow, the rest of your life.
Janitor, Janitor
maybe that brings a tear to your eye cause it hits alittle to close to home, high school Janitors are creepy ,peace out
Corky and the Juice Pigs - Janitor
In the style of Neil Young:
He lives down by the furnace
Janitor, Janitor
And he makes the young kids nervous
Janitor, Janitor
He tells everybody to call him Tony
But he smells like oil, and his ass is bony
Janitor, Janitor
He's got a lot of charms
Janitor, Janitor
Like the prison tattoos on his arms
Janitor, Janitor
He cleans the bathroom and tells dirty jokes
He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes
He's the Janitor, Janitor
Hey there Neil, how ya doin'
Hey, not too bad.
Hey, I guess I saw you talkin' to the janitor this morning
Well, strange thing...I went in early, eh, to practice my volleyball spike in the gym and he was buffin' the floor with that electronic, buffomatic floor waxing thing he's got, eh? ANd so I was trying to spike, eh, and he was tryin' to buff all around me as I was tryin' to spike, and I said, "Hey pal, I'm tryin' to concentrate, Mr. Janitor, and I wanna work on my spike." And he said, "Oh yeah?" And he dressed up like Kate Smith and touched himself on the leg with a big wooden spoon and then he waxed me so hard I felt the hairs givin' way on myself, and then I make a little kind of oven mitt with what I could put back together.
How's your spike now?
Brilliant!
I guess it would be.
Hey Neils! Neil! Neils! Neils! Neil alert!
I was talkin' to the Janitor this mornin' too, ya know.
Ohhhhhhh...
Yeah, he took me down, he took me down behind the furnace
Oh really?
And he showed me that sausage collection that he's got.
I heard he only has one.
Yeah but it's real pretty.
One day I wanna be like him
Janitor, Janitor
Masturbating as I clean the gym
Janitor, Janitor
I think it must be a really nice life
Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife
Being stained yellow, the rest of your life.
Janitor, Janitor
maybe that brings a tear to your eye cause it hits alittle to close to home, high school Janitors are creepy ,peace out
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy...
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frank_castle:
i'm going to be suave and slick and make you melt, here i go, To gaze upon your beauty is be showered with a warm and brilliant light that is sooo beautiful it's hard to tear your eyes away from, to be with you for one minute would bring happiness exceed all mountains tops, to feel you touch would be like diving into a a room full of silk,satin,and mink, i hope that you are on the floor cause my words were so powerful, you take care
bogiebeau:
Where the hell do you come up with this stuff?!?!?! Are you that bored??? Lenore, i am worried!! HA!
come visit me!!! my life is boring right now! No girl, no grandma, no fun, i can find a 2 way ticket for like 200 bucks sometimes, you just have to tell me.
come visit me!!! my life is boring right now! No girl, no grandma, no fun, i can find a 2 way ticket for like 200 bucks sometimes, you just have to tell me.
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy...
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captain_deez:
Shit you look good with blond hair too! God what am I stupid your friggin hot!
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veganjihad:
the only thing that is sick and wrong about Laser Creed, is the lack of pyro-technics ala Great White...
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
Lenore
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suburbanslave:
I can not imagine u as a blonde!!!
frank_castle:
oh young grasshopper you have greaat potential to become a great teacher of the chinese folklore, i will teach you to become better cause i know some
good moral or sayings here is a moral story i hope you like, A guy was driving down the highway and he saw a injured bird in the street so he stopped and picked up the bird but he didn't have a medkit to help the bird soo he look around and found a some cow shit and put the bird into the shit, and the bird was sooo happy he started to sing. As he singed a fox walked by and was confused, he so the shit singing and he says 'hey shit doesn't sing'. So you walked over to it and saw the bird and he was so happy cause he hadn't eaten all day so he scooped up the bird and ate him and walked away.
the moral of the story is that the person who puts you in the shit isn't necessary your enemy and the person who pulls you out isn't necessary your friend and for god sakes don't sing when your in the shit
maybe you already saw this but oh well i have already prssed submit it's too late now, you take luck nice lady
good moral or sayings here is a moral story i hope you like, A guy was driving down the highway and he saw a injured bird in the street so he stopped and picked up the bird but he didn't have a medkit to help the bird soo he look around and found a some cow shit and put the bird into the shit, and the bird was sooo happy he started to sing. As he singed a fox walked by and was confused, he so the shit singing and he says 'hey shit doesn't sing'. So you walked over to it and saw the bird and he was so happy cause he hadn't eaten all day so he scooped up the bird and ate him and walked away.
the moral of the story is that the person who puts you in the shit isn't necessary your enemy and the person who pulls you out isn't necessary your friend and for god sakes don't sing when your in the shit
maybe you already saw this but oh well i have already prssed submit it's too late now, you take luck nice lady
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
Gandalf
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frank_castle:
ooohh the fuckin hoooooot girl sitting next to me on the couch who borrowed my pen, ye si remember damn that picture on your profile doesn't do you justice yes the comic and the crossword ,yes now i remember yes what a treat to be soo close to a goddess, yes i had a great time sooo pretty, yes lenore is great but did you have a tag on i didn't know you were lenore, when is the next party i will just talk to you more so i won't forget cause you fuckin rock bye pretty lady
i needed to edit cause i want to chat with you when are you on aim or msn or yahoo and i have made my fave picture wahoo
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i needed to edit cause i want to chat with you when are you on aim or msn or yahoo and i have made my fave picture wahoo
[Edited on Mar 24, 2003]
cherry:
Yuck 
I'd worry more about the little kiddies though - god, what a nightmare - bouncy kiddies all over the place
Cherry xx
I'd worry more about the little kiddies though - god, what a nightmare - bouncy kiddies all over the place
Cherry xx
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
Gandalf
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gil:
yeah
gil:
what the?!? What?
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Lenore
p.s. Sometimes don't you ever just wish that you could just be Morgan Freeman for a day?
Lenore
p.s. Sometimes don't you ever just wish that you could just be Morgan Freeman for a day?
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nex_flamma:
Hey! It was great seeing you at the party last nite.
But, kinda random at the same time.
And sorry that I didnt get to talk much, I was there with my girlfriend and she felt out of place at first, so I had to kind of dote around her.
But, if you wanna talk sometime, I'd love to. Let me know.
But, kinda random at the same time.
And sorry that I didnt get to talk much, I was there with my girlfriend and she felt out of place at first, so I had to kind of dote around her.
But, if you wanna talk sometime, I'd love to. Let me know.
davidgr:
sometimes I wanna be Richard Simmons ....err I mean........ what was the question?
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but...
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elisabeth:
Thanks for the chuckle 
lackadaisiac:
I remember that episode. Wow am I that old? 
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
Lenore
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roamingaround:
If you publish a book of these, can I be your agent?
royaljack:
As a survivor of a plane crash who did not know what happened and who had stars and tweeting birds twirling around my head as I sat in the wreckage, I take offense at your joke.
What was that again?
What was that again?
It could happen.