Sunday May 25, 2003

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I came up with a few good action hero names...

- Dick Rayban
- Dick Paisley
- Dick Rainbow
- Chett Drexler
- Sly Cunningham
- Dick Ramsey
- Dick Bruiser
- Dick Chauncey
- Dick Rash
- Rex Porter
- Texas Sylvester

confusedI have more, but I can't recall them ALL right now.confused

skull Lenore skull
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thorn2:
Happy Birthday! Since you don't drink, I have nothing more to say but ...enjoy sobriety!

How 'bout Dick Archer, his secretary Ineda Paycheck, and his informant Melman Neusbaum? ...hmmm I think I put too much thought into this (runs off to write a new great american DICKdective story)....
mrzablowdowski:
Rex Cox

wish you miss
a happy birthday

Sunday May 25, 2003

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-And I hope you're all planning on coming to Dante's tonight. mad wink

Suck my kiss. kiss

skull Lenore skull

p.s. I'll be 21yrs old in 1 day! shocked

Oh...and sorry to disappoint y'all, but I DON'T drink anymore. puke
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bridgetwnpeddler:
No drinkin' ? Well you can hang and party for your b-day while everyone else slowly drinks themselves under the tables. Wooo Hoo.. Good Times.
mrmann:
Dante is much of a drive for me.

But, sucking your kiss...done and done.

It is a good thing you stopped drinking before your 21st. That night and the three months after might have been the worst ever, the little I remember anyhow.

Saturday May 24, 2003

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Suck my kiss. kiss

skull Lenore skull

p.s. I'll be 21yrs old in 1 day! shocked

-And I hope you're all planning on coming to Dante's tonight. mad wink

Oh...and sorry to disappoint y'all, but I DON'T drink anymore. puke
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davidgr:
you are a great person... I really miss ya.... you honestly are the most beautiful person I know. I hope that one day we can have a drink.
thorn2:
You know, between you and the other SG girls up there in Oregon, I'm finding more and more reasons to move and start hanging out at Dante's wink

Friday May 23, 2003

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Suck my kiss. kiss

skull Lenore skull

p.s. I'll be 21yrs old in 3 days! shocked
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mephausto:
your mouth was made toooooooo....

dig the old funky monks of the rhcp. yeah.
nestor:
yay gemini, my birthday is today, the 24th. I'm legal now.

Thursday May 22, 2003

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Suck my kiss. kiss

skull Lenore skull

p.s. I'll be 21yrs old in 3 days! shocked
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natemc:
Happy Birthday in X amount of days, being 21 is fun until you find out how much it costs to drink at a bar, then go back to buying a case and drinking with friends at home like ya did before you were 21 smile
muggan_music:
*buys you a 40oz Schlitz*
bling bling
skull

Tuesday May 20, 2003

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I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands....
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pirateking8:
BTW-You will be 21 in about four days and second I know you would kick there asses,they wouldn't even stand a chance...
"Lenore was Kung-Fu fighting,Her kicks were fast as lightning,All the insects are very frightend,She had such expert timeing" HOO HAA

-ELVIS-wink
ccbaxter:
Oh yeah? What if there were several billion ants aiming several guns at you at the same time? Then what are you going to do?

Were all going to die!

*runs off into the dark woods by himself*

confused

Sunday May 18, 2003

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I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands....
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illuminatispy23:
Happy BIrF Da

Have a baccon flavored soap cake!

I MADE IT MA SEWLF!

*screams and runs in circles banging on head like GIR*
spacecobra:
Dude, you can totally have slaves without winning the lottery. Wow, you gonna be 21, I wish I had just turned 21...

Sunday May 18, 2003

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Dude...I hope I win the lottery someday, cuz I SO wanna own slaves.
smile

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estrada:
Damn that Lincoln for ruining the dream.
suburbanslave:
*waves hand in air* What the hell do u think i am!!! And for u, I would just do it cause it would rock - no charge! wink

I jsut ahd to say that u are damn sexy for being 84 biggrin

[Edited on May 18, 2003]

Friday May 16, 2003

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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you. shocked


skull Lenore skull

p.s. The Matrix Reloaded was fucking cheesey, and ridiculous!--the fight scenes were alright for being CG, though. confused
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jurasic:
Was a pleasure meeting you last night...My sister is making me eggs to feed my hangover...I don't remember much cause I blacked out so I don't know what you real name is...bet my sister does~Anyhow the name is chris if you forgot...Take care & write me often*
rybo:
I think I would just cut it off if I had to. biggrin

Why was it that you hated the matrix so much?

Wednesday May 14, 2003

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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?! shocked mad

skull Lenore skull

p.s. I think it would be funny if someone's arm got cut off, and they replaced it with a broom handle. tongue wink
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noelle:
You are the fuckest coolest.
ryman:
What would be even worse is a treasure chest with no handles and a pirate with one arm.
That's bound to be frustrating...
xxx r

Tuesday May 13, 2003

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Does anyone in Portland need their lawn aerated???
C'mon boys and girls...help me out here

skull Lenore skull

p.s. You look way hott right now. love wink
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josh:
You could go aerate the park blocks.
genrecide:
best line from black night... man that shit is wack...you on the pipe????
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