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Maude: You can imagine where it goes from here.

Dude: He fixes the cable?

Dude: Oh so you're bunny.

Bunny: I'll suck your dick for a thousand dollars.

i'm sure it's because i made Him cry so much back when He was baby Jesus.

Jesus is coming soon.

So get a towel.

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

you dont call, or write!! WTF???

leaving the CUNTry soon, so i would like to hear your voice....lost your ###

bogiebeau

you are asking for attention.....well, you got it/

wow. cats suck. dogs are way better, and hey, they don't suck.

Awesome. Actually, you'd be surprised how often that kind of thing happens... I work in a pet store, everyone tells me their I-have-too-many-cats stories. And I'll say the same thing to you that I do to them... what are all their names?
I live in a zoo, I know how you feel.

*pet pet*
then join me as i plot the downfall of ronald mcdonald!
*sharpens spork sword*

I think that if you ever beat someone half to death, it would be funny to poop in their IV bag. Then, when he wakes up from his coma, the first thing he sees is your turd floating in his saline drip. Aw man, the look on his face! It was, I mean, it would be, totally priceless.

My best friend stubbed her toe and the nail came halfway off. She was too scared to rip it the rest of the way off, but she knew it'd come off eventually, so she tried to get me to pull it off for her. I was all "hellz no".

You know, half the groups I'm in are because you told me to... Is that bad?

Sobriety is tough. I've been trying for years. Luckily my only issue is alcohol, and that I never use any other drugs. I've been good about that my entire life. I think that's rad that you're confident enough to say that in this forum. This site and it's community has proven to very drug friendly, in my opinion. I think it's an inspiration to see an SG with that point of view. Rock on.

Completely understood, though I never felt too much of a tug in the drug dept. A few things occasionally and recreationally. I have my share of fun with alcohol, though I try to be careful to not over-indulge. I've seen and experienced a lot of the damage it does, so I'm wary. Not wary enough to stay clear of it altogether, mind you (lol)... Could be worse, I suppose... there's always something out there that will kill you (take smoking, for example, it kills more than drinking and drugs combined)...

k - enough rambling and ranting. I'm still bummed I can't get into the comics...

crackhead trilo

no fair, no fair, I wanna work on a movie....or at least be in a movie.

nice, baby, nice...
eye ex-speciaLLy Like gay unicorn, and
"i have to take an insane shit"...

Rock! I will check it out.
I would love to make a horror flick. When I was 13 my mom worked production on a film called 'Gun's Eye'. It was filmed at the lake of the Ozarks so it drew alot of local attention. It was about a haunted german luger that a guy buys at a pawn shop before spending the weekend at the lake with his fiance and their sexy freinds. He becomes obsessed with the gun until it finally fuses with his hand! So then he runs around with the gun fused to his hand blowing people away. But the best part is that when ever he shoots you see it from the perspective of the gun barrel! SWEET! Anyway the special effects crew got carried away with the fake blood and there are some classic B movie moments.

nice article.
i can't wait to own it in september!!!
sounds horribly interesting!

Right back at ya!

whoa.... name one David

That really sucks. I'll wait a week and then if I haven't heard anything, I'll send another one.

have a crazy summer Lenore girl !



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