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Let me give BK 'Chocolate Thunder" Freak a thank you for hosting us at the NY Rooftop BBQ. It was great seeing the NY kids again, I've missed you so much.

I'm also going to trademark the asscrack dance. I'm going to bust out the asscrack whenever I'm dancing in public.That shit was hot!

xoxo alexis

Next weekend, SG MA Cabaret baby!
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bailey:
ps.
i stole jethro and hes coming to live with me.
brianjames81:
Hiya wink
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I saw Dave Chapelle last night.
What?
I saw Dave Chapelle last night.
What?
I saw Dave Chapelle at the Borgata in Atlantic City.
What?
I saw Dave FUCKING Chapelle!
Ok!
Yeah!

The show was good, Dave talked about R. Kelly pissing on 15 year olds, Michael Jackson, and crackheads, my favorite subjects.
They've got the crack speed!

xoxo alexis

I will be going to...
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latchbeam:
Have you seen the Chapelle show when Prince plays basketball? Freaking hilarious! I laughed so hard my sides hurt the next day.
reagan:
i love sgny. :jelous:
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Last weekend I went to Heliohouse for head Helio's birthday party. Troubley and Dirtyprettything decided to entertain us all by sploshing.

The definition of sploshing: community of mess lovers who love to loll in such gooey substances as pudding, whipped cream, and sprinkles. There are people who like to take a terribly formal situation and destroy it. For them, the fun is the sheer anarchy...
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teena:
phone tag is fun.
slc7675:
have a good 4th smile
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It hot as shit in here!!!

I'm sitting on a vinyl chair in my underwear, and I'm sticking to the seat.

Someone with air conditioning adopt me please.

xoxo alexis
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yuriel:
wow. id gladly do that!!!!
blush
hehe yes i know how you feel
i live in the deep south
and it is already ICKY!
it needs to rain to get rid of this excess steam we call air (humidity)
haha.
... that isnt too icky a thought, aside from that whole sticking to the chair thing blush eeek shocked wink
*giggle*
hope you get a nice COLD ac! and like lots of sweet lemonaide and various other nifty sweet cold drinks!
EL SUICIDO LOCO

random comment victim # 794420632
felicia_____:
It's actually been quite cold here for the past week. Come on over while it lasts!
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I have a confession to make:

I like D & D.

More specifially Hackmaster. Me, Jerm, Dirtyprettything, Troubley and another friend are making characters tonight.

Yeah, we're cool.

xoxo alexis "dorkiest suicidegirl ever" suicide

p.s. To top off my dorkiness, I'm going to the comic book convention next weekend.
"This year we got a girl to come" - random nerd from Trekkies
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robsilver:
I hope you don't mind me posting here, but I've just set up a group for glam or sleazy punk fans and I though you might like to take a lookglam and sleaze at SG
waldo_jeffers:
Who are you kidding? Dork chicks rock! Embrace your inner dork and let her shine through. I love RPGs. Have you tried MERP & Call Of Cthulhu?
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Happy momma's day. We're celebrating by taking my mom out for Chinese food.

Feel free to add your favorite 'yo momma' joke.

xoxo me

Bonus points to whomever adds the best 'Alexis's momma is so asian...' or 'Alexis's momma loves Jesus so much..." line.
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sickchops03:
alexis's mom is so old that when jesus said let there be light she flipped a switch..................
nolongerpale:
your mom's like a vacuum cleaner. she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
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When I moved, this is some of the crap I couldn't bear to get rid of:

Fat Kitty.
Rescue Rangers Comic Books.
My 2 epsons printers.
Target build-your-own furniture.
2 years worth of Bust magazines.
French Paper sample books.
3 David Choe calendars.
Enough clothing to dress a family of 7.
8 corsets.
Slides of naked photos of myself.
Naked framed photos of myself.
Giant...
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helter:
Do members actually send you stuff?
mourn1ng_str:
OMFG!! the jolly cucumber?!? I almost got fired from spencers for promoting that thing to every customer ever. Luckily they just told me i could no longer promote it unless someone specifically asked for it.

ie no more "oh you're looking for a simpsons gift... well I have exactly what you're looking for..."
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Moving sucks!

xoxo me

p.s. You'll have a real update when I have my computer hooked up. Rock on.
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melodic_on_1200s:
movin on up, to the eastside, a delux apartment in the sky?
chiefdave:
yeah moving is a real pain, especially when you realise how much junk you have that you never knew about and don't know what to do with
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I got money back from my taxes, I'm rich biotch!!!

I'm moving on Sunday... my landlord has been showing my house everyday and I remembered to take down the naked pictures of myself I have everywhere. I afraid someone is going to steal my fat kitty.

I had a Kill-Bill-aton today. I watched the first one, then saw the new one tonight. They were like...
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enkil111:
hey sup iam in philly
sf123:
Your the most beautiful SC girl I have ever seen smile
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Random things I am thinking about:

Is it me or was good friday a very very bad friday?

Did anyone else not do their taxes yet???

Forced abstinence sucks!

I met Suicidegirl Lily the other day.

* Did you know that the pantone colors in every version of quark have a different cmyk makeup? The colors have forsaken me!

I wrote this in someones journal,...
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staticwater:
pantones give us an unfair insight on color.

food for thought- the human eye can't perceive white.
yes we can see white, but brain processes the lightest "off white" color as white. next time you think you see white hold a piece of white zerox paper as comparison, life isn't fair.

just because you mentioned pantone... carbazol violet added to white will destroy your minds perception of white.
staticwater:
you can see the color as a very bright appliance white, but it is very unnatural white. when you try to compare it to any other white, it will always appear brighter, but unnatural. kinda like the hottest burning point
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I took strip dancing classes this week...

I learned how to shake my little tush, floorwork, strip, and I mastered my sex eyes...
Here check it out: confused - thats my 'Stick it in my butt pretty please' face.

xoxo alexis
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luis:
OMG Thats the face? I've missed so many opportunities! /shocked\

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hellomrworld:
I like the way you move it ... move it ..mOVE IT!.. should be fun ...