My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sisters panties. It didn't help that they were still on her. Or that all of his family was there too. It really made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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Dark, but funny.

In 1897 James Atkinson invented the mousetrap - its springs slam shut in 38 thousands of a second. It is a record that has never been beaten. It is hard to build a better one.

Walachia February 25th In the Year of Our Lord 1455

The sound of a hardened feather tip scratching across parchment is strangely, crisp, sharp, and comforting, unless of course you can see what's coming, then it’s just a reminder that the world teeters on the brink of destruction and far far too few people even suspect it. Dipping the quill into the well, carefully weighing...
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