Sometimes the Asshole Fuckface Roundup is the worst thing that will happen to you all month. This is one of those Roundups. It is going to be a horrible...

Some kids went through hell at Camp Crystal Lake in the summer of 1979. By “hell,” I mean a crazy person named Pamela Sue Voorhees murdered them. Pamela...

Middle-aged women are pissed. Their great hope is going down in flames and losing to a black man, which is causing them to lose their minds. They are...

Holy shit, who invited a man to the party? Yesterday, Barack Obama stood up and acted more like a man than any presidential candidate I’ve ever seen. ...

When the Democratic primaries began I was afraid the party faithful would pick Hillary Clinton as the nominee. She would have lost handily to any Republican...

I am horrified by the words coming out of Reverend Wright’s mouth and the...

Yes, I called Hillary Clinton an abomination. I could not be more correct with my description and here is the definition of abomination to prove it:
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I loathe Hillary Clinton. Back in the early '90s, I was a fan of the Clintons, but as time went by, it became apparent they were Republicans claiming to...

America seems to be in a lot of trouble. We have a possible Democratic presidential candidate who has been spiritually mentored by a black pastor who is...

I do not know what in the fuck Hillary Clinton is doing. There is no way she can legitimately win the Democratic nomination. Turns out, a long time ago...

Remember way, way, way back in late February, when I wrote an article about the pathetic campaign Hillary was...

I was trying to focus on how much I don’t like Hillary Clinton during Tuesday night’s debate, but some asshole kept distracting me. The asshole's name...

After so many Asshole Fuckface Roundups, you deserve to know the identity of the very first Asshole Fuckface. It was not one man, but two. The Harpe brothers,...

First came the 2000 Florida elections that showed our Democracy to be a total sham. Thousands of voters illegally purged from voter rolls, ballots tossed...

It’s fascinating to watch the Democrats make the same mistake over and over and over and over again. When I say “over” I mean, Walter Mondale, Michael...

It is interesting to watch the slow motion Democratic train wreck, for so many reasons. For the first time in history a black man and a woman are battling...

“I’ve waited so long for a woman president. Now we have one who has a legitimate chance, and she’s no different than the ones with dicks.”
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Happy Asshole Fuckface Roundup Day. Many yearn to know the identity of the very first Asshole Fuckface. He was a Frenchman, of course. Gilles de Rais...

Volume 11 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name.

The...

Oh, shit. We are now officially getting down to it. The Iowa “we’re a special state” caucus is on January 3rd and...

It is very interesting to watch Democrats make the same mistake they made in 2000 and 2004. During both of those...

Hillary Clinton is a monster, I proved that months ago. ...

Barack Obama has a good chance to be the first African American president. His fan base is incredibly enthusiastic...

Now that Don Imus has been fired from both television and radio, we need to slow down and take a look at where we...

Senator Barack Obama is already hitting the campaign trail pretty hard, from his response...

Barack Obama (D-IL), the junior senator from Illinois, made a tremendous...

First the media went after Barack Obama for having a similar name...

CNN is doing their best to undo Barack Obama before he can even get going. First they decided to do a comparison between Obama and US enemy number one,...

Barack Obama (D-Ill) has had the aura of the anointed for the next presidential election ever since his impressive speech...

Barack Obama (D-Ill) made a big splash at the 2004 Democratic...

Senator Barack Obama (D-Ill) burst on to the political scene in 2004 with one of the most enthusiastically backed and followed political campaigns in recent...