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WEDNESDAY JANUARY 3 2007 8:00 PM

TAGS: Keith Ellison, Virgil Goode, Bible, Koran, Virginia

In November, Keith Ellison of Minnesota became the first Muslim elected to Congress. Ellison then told the press that he would swear his oath on a Koran and all hell broke loose.

Conservative commentators went ape shit because they incorrectly believe the oath should be taken on something called The Bible. The controversy swelled when a fellow Congressman, Virgil Goode, declared:


"When I raise my hand to take the oath on Swearing In Day, I will have the Bible in my other hand. I do not subscribe to using the Koran in any way. The Muslim Representative from Minnesota was elected by the voters of that district and if American citizens don't wake up and adopt the Virgil Goode position on immigration there will likely be many more Muslims elected to office and demanding the use of the Koran."


Ellison was born in the United States and his family roots in this country can be traced back to 1742. None of that mattered to Goode, who became a hero on Fox News where he claimed that he stands for the principles upon which this country was founded. Goode represents the same Virginia county where Thomas Jefferson was born in 1743.

Which is probably why Ellison decided to shove Goode’s morals down his ignorant throat throat with a little American history. Today Keith Ellison announced he would take his oath of office on a Koran that was owned by Thomas Jefferson.


Jefferson's copy is an English translation by George Sale published in the 1750s; it survived the 1851 fire that destroyed most of Jefferson's collection and has his customary initialing on the pages.


It survived the fire because God wanted it to be used in a future “go fuck yourself” moment. Goode has no comment.

 

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_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JAN 03, 2007 08:22 PM

I know that the word I am about to use is supposedly banned heretoforth, but I can think of no better circumstance for it to be put into play.

AWEsome.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

JAN 03, 2007 08:25 PM

I think someone should arrest this Thomas Jefferson fellow...sounds like a trouble-maker to me.

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

JAN 03, 2007 08:25 PM

This is fucking wonderful.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JAN 03, 2007 08:29 PM

PointBlank said:
I think someone should arrest this Thomas Jefferson fellow...sounds like a trouble-maker to me.



Seriously! Our nation's glorious Declaration of Independence wasn't written for Ne'erdowell Nancies like Mr. Jefferson to just walk all over it with their freedom of religion nonsense!!! Pfft. I bet he's never even read it.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

China
May 2003

JAN 03, 2007 08:30 PM

Fuck yeah

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

JAN 03, 2007 08:30 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-TM

Pilkington

Pilkington

USA
October 2005

JAN 03, 2007 08:31 PM

niiiiiiiiice

redheadedleague

redheadedleague

San Rafael, CA
September 2003

JAN 03, 2007 08:32 PM

This really tells you everything you need to know about the right wing, in microcosm. It shoudl be the opening anecdote in future college history textbooks on this period. You know, the chapter that will be entitled, "George W. Bush and The Era of Ignorance."

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

JAN 03, 2007 08:36 PM

How bad should Goode be reeling from such a righteous bitchslap..... tongue biggrin

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

JAN 03, 2007 08:37 PM

redheadedeague said:
This really tells you everything you need to know about the right wing, in microcosm. It shoudl be the opening anecdote in future college history textbooks on this period. You know, the chapter that will be entitled, "George W. Bush and The Era of Ignorance."



you assuming the Ministry of Truth would allow such information into our vunerable minds. tongue

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JAN 03, 2007 08:38 PM

Psst. Ellison's from Minneapolis, Minnesota. Not Michigan.

eccentricguy

eccentricguy

Winnipeg, MB
July 2004

JAN 03, 2007 08:38 PM

Goddamn I love this. I so fucking love this.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

JAN 03, 2007 08:38 PM

this news makes me fucking proud to be an american.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JAN 03, 2007 08:39 PM

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

JAN 03, 2007 08:41 PM

MschfMayhemSoap said:
How bad should Goode be reeling from such a righteous bitchslap..... tongue biggrin



i'm hoping he at least fell out of his chair.

ideally there would have been someone behind him reading over his shoulder when he first found out, so that they could say "aww, snap!"

edit: jesus brosa, quit stealing my shit.

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