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In another brilliant move, our government wants to turn control of our borders over to private companies. The protection and defense of borders is considered important to most nations, but not the U.S. of A! We’re just looking for another way to make our sweet corporations more cash, even at the expense of security.


Immigration policy, programs and current proposals are replete with references to privatization - enforcement, detention, inspections and services - that would place the fate of potential immigrants in the hands of private mercenaries and military contractors.


The best news of all is that America’s best friend, Halliburton, is going to get a piece of the pie. Halliburton has contracts to oversee the expansion of the federal government's capacity to detain immigrants. I’m sure Halliburton will do it’s best to keep down costs while being really, really nice to the immigrants. Does not at all sound like a situation ready for abuse.

In May the government asked for bids from Boeing, Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, Ericsson and Northrop Grumman to build a "virtual fence" of unmanned aerial vehicles, ground surveillance satellites and motion-detection video equipment along the border. Meanwhile, Blackwater Inc., a private security firm of mercenaries, is negotiating to train U.S. Border Patrol officers.

What could possibly go wrong if military contractors and private mercenaries control the borders? Just think of all the exciting possibilities once the federal border patrol is removed from public scrutiny and it disappears into the black hole of corporate rule. And all the exciting profit to be made from human misery. Why send immigrants back quickly, when you make more money by holding onto them? And you can use your Washington lobbyists to create harsher anti-immigrant laws and divert more funding to needless electronic border surveillance. It’s a Goddamn cash cow just waiting to be milked!

 

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GrimmAndBearIt

GrimmAndBearIt

I'm lost
June 2006

AUG 23, 2006 09:06 AM

And so begins the end of the US as we no it. No more freedom, no more liberty, no more rights to be had.

nephares6

nephares6

El Paso, TX
August 2003

AUG 23, 2006 09:06 AM

We keep privatizing national security and this private club of defense contractors will become more powerful than Caesar.

m0unds

m0unds

Rio Rancho, NM
April 2003

AUG 23, 2006 09:06 AM

phenomenal. i love it.

MisterGone

MisterGone

Burnsville, MN
March 2006

AUG 23, 2006 09:14 AM

Christ, I'm sure these mercenaries will be much more level headed and controlled then those in Iraq,puke
this is going to go very badly. skull

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

AUG 23, 2006 09:27 AM

At least the ensuing collapse of our civil society will get the Libertarians to finally shut up about how "government just needs to get off our backs and everything will be fine." Try to look on the bright side, comrades.

mysweetisrael

mysweetisrael

Pensacola, FL
November 2005

AUG 23, 2006 09:31 AM

Am I the only one messed up enough to applaud shit like this because it just hastens the apocalypse? It makes the world more like Snow Crash, where everything is privatized and built-for-profit and COOL. I pray for a cyberpunk dystopia.

Billy8

Billy8

Casper, WY
April 2004

AUG 23, 2006 09:37 AM

Fascism, by any other name would smell as sweet! skull

WilWheaton

WilWheaton

Los Angeles, CA
June 2005

AUG 23, 2006 09:41 AM

This is what happens when you put people who loudly talk about how much they hate government in charge of government.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

AUG 23, 2006 09:58 AM

Wait so your saying you have a problem with the US creating a pool of indentured servents? I mean thats what NAFTA was all about anyhow. /sarcasm

Actually I can't wait till a rancher or two gets silenced for witnessing too much IE immigrants being smuggled in by our corporate protectors to work in sweatshops elsewhere.

SpectreInTheUK

SpectreInTheUK

United Kingdom
March 2005

AUG 23, 2006 10:09 AM

hate it all you want, but haliburton is more capable of protecting our borders than our own government is. they can do it more effectivly, cheaper, and with better trained personel than our government could.

I don't understand you people. You bitch that the government isn't doing enough on the border, then when they do something you don't like it because they find a way of doing it "too well." I know you want marines standing shoulder to shoulder across the entire border, the the fact of the matter is it just can't happen. Instead the government can hire capable companies with years of experience in defending everything from oil rigs to factories and has the resources and personell to do the job RIGHT. Blackwater Inc is an AMAZING company that has done some astounding things in Iraq and Afganistan as well as countless other places around the world. Hiring them to train border patrol is nothing short of brilliant. Most of their operators are ex special forces troops with years of training and combat experience. They can provide a level of training to border patrol agents that the government could never provide unless they pulled similar troops out of their own ranks to do the job.

I really can't see WHAT you are bitching about. And from reading the response I don't think most of you can either.

"bla bla fascism bla bla no freedom bla bla" same old crap for a different story. Shut up and color.

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

AUG 23, 2006 10:13 AM

Wow. That was funny. Do it again.

SpectreInTheUK

SpectreInTheUK

United Kingdom
March 2005

AUG 23, 2006 10:17 AM

I've read the article a couple times in order to try and pick out the little bits of fact from the overwhelming amount of biased opinion and the more I read it the more I absolutely LOVE this idea and think that I'm damn glad the government is doing it.

MisterGone

MisterGone

Burnsville, MN
March 2006

AUG 23, 2006 10:25 AM

"I would like to have the largest, most professional private army in the world."
-Gary Jackson, president of Blackwater USA

"Private military corporations become a way [for government officials] to distance themselves and create what we used to call `plausible deniability.'"
-Daniel Nelson, former professor at the Defense Department's Marshall European Center for Security Studies

These people and their methods are unregulated and often comprised of "war junkies" do we really want to be putting political decisions in the hands of these people and privately owned corporations? FUCK NO. Yeah, just what we need at our borders.

FilthPig

FilthPig

Portland, OR
December 2005

AUG 23, 2006 10:27 AM

Considering our government has allowed between 11 and 20 million illegal aliens (yes - I use the term illegal since they are breaking the law) into the country, can a private firm do any worse? Is it really such a bad thing? Or shall we have the government run everything, kinda like communism? And do you think its going to be cheaper to have the government do it, with endless committees and studies and fact-finding missions to the French Riviera?

BGage

BGage

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

AUG 23, 2006 10:30 AM

Zarth said:
At least the ensuing collapse of our civil society will get the Libertarians to finally shut up about how "government just needs to get off our backs and everything will be fine." Try to look on the bright side, comrades.



I beg to differ. Just how do you equate this kind of corporate-government cronyism with Libertarian ideas about smaller, less intrusive government, the importance of which I would think should have become abundantly clear these last 6 years?

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