The Britney Spears/Kevin Federline divorce descended into absurdity. According to a leaked copy of the prenuptial agreement signed by Federline, the “rapper” will only receive $300,661 in spousal support from Spears’ $100 million fortune. Furthermore, he must give back any gift valued over $10,000, which means no more Ferrari and diamond-encrusted necklaces.
An early draft of the pre-nup puts a cap on spousal support at £18,947 per year of marriage. This was later amended to £157,894, though legal jargon effectively means he gets this for every TWO years of marriage. Each is banned from writing books or giving interviews about their relationship without the other's prior consent.
Federline apparently found a crafty attorney, because according to reports, he found some leverage in the divorce proceedings. He threatened to sell a honeymoon sex vid starring his estranged wife. Buyers are champing at the bit to purchase the rights to the video; published reports claimed there is a $50 million offer on the table.
The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games. It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles.
The source close to Federline said: "At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other.
"They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.
"They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever.
"Britney didn't think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last.
"They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the cameras—even making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits.
"Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her.
"Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch.
"Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating."
He added: "At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in Arizona about putting the four-hour sex vid online. If it all goes to plan he'll make £26million from it."
Spears planned major comeback (she even took a shower and brushed her hair), so we can assume her advisers seethe at the mention of a sex tape. I will gladly shell out thirty bucks to see Brit getting dirty. And play chess.
Tit-tays.
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