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Man Arrested for Pissing on Tom Cruise's Lawn

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 18 2006 12:00 PM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

TAGS: Tom Cruise, Urine, Lewd Conduct

Of all the ways to seek revenge against Tom Cruise for making MI3, pissing on his front lawn might be the classiest. Security cameras in front of Cruise’s Los Angeles mansion picked up some dude loitering. As Cruise’s security phalanx jumped into action, the man urinated on the lawn. Beverly Hills police arrived almost immediately, arresting the man for lewd conduct.

The drama unfolded, says the insider, while Tom’s fiancée, Katie Holmes, and their new baby daughter, Suri, were safely tucked away inside the compound that is ringed by a state of the art security system monitored by Scientology guards.

By the grace of L. Ron Hubbard, Katie and Suri were spared from the devastating incident.

33 Comments

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shazkhan

I'm lost

June 2006

SEP 18, 2006 12:05 PM

I salute that man!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crivelli

United Kingdom

January 2005

SEP 18, 2006 12:08 PM

Didn't Paramount or someone just piss on his parade? This seems like small potatos.

xani

Charlottesville, VA

May 2006

SEP 18, 2006 12:09 PM

i dunno what your talking about MI3 was the shit.

legman

Portland, OR

February 2006

SEP 18, 2006 12:21 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!

kitty21

Elmira, NY

June 2006

SEP 18, 2006 12:46 PM

I would of done worst

Signum

Germany

August 2006

SEP 18, 2006 12:57 PM

thats the right way

haphpnt

New York, NY

June 2003

SEP 18, 2006 01:07 PM

i liked mission impossible 3

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom

August 2005

SEP 18, 2006 01:13 PM

I would have liked the story more if it was Man pissing on tom cruise

Keri

SUICIDEGIRL

Virginia, USA

SEP 18, 2006 01:20 PM

"Katie and Suri were sparred from the devastating incident." What the fuck? Devastating incident? Get a life. They sound like they're in prison to me.

lupolux

Brooklyn, NY

September 2006

SEP 18, 2006 01:45 PM

Tom cruise is typically not so good about those kinds of things... not that anyone really is, but he seems to hve zero sense of humor (re: flower squirt incident)

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

SEP 18, 2006 01:48 PM

lupolux said:
Tom cruise is typically not so good about those kinds of things... not that anyone really is, but he seems to hve zero sense of humor (re: flower squirt incident)

Actually that was one of the few times I thought Tom Cruise acted like a rational human being. I would've laid that dude out.
edit: the guy who squirted the water, not the urinating guy. Although technically that's almost the same thing.[/bio-sciencedork]

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

SEP 18, 2006 01:51 PM

Well, at least we know what one of that guy's crimes is.

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC

August 2004

SEP 18, 2006 02:04 PM

"safely tucked away," like the lawn was only his back-up plan?

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

SEP 18, 2006 02:15 PM

Keri said:
"Katie and Suri were sparred from the devastating incident." What the fuck? Devastating incident? Get a life. They sound like they're in prison to me.

Yeah... I was being sarcastic.

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

SEP 18, 2006 02:17 PM

Alyk said:

Keri said:
"Katie and Suri were sparred from the devastating incident." What the fuck? Devastating incident? Get a life. They sound like they're in prison to me.

Yeah... I was being sarcastic.

sarcasm? get a life.

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