BRAINS 4 SALE!
great deals on frontal and temporal lobes! cerebellum clearance! everything must go! all priced to sell! as low as $10 per gram (on select items)! make your purchase between 5 and 9 am and qualify to win an elaborately crafted wooden spoon made in 1983! (see in-store display for details, rules, and regulations) dont miss out! sunday! sunday! sunday! be there!