into: Chicks with tits
not into: Chicks with dicks, Chicks who complain on SG
makes me happy: Pine Apple and Beer
makes me sad: increasing crime rates, spoiled complainers on SG
hobbies: eating
5 things i can't live without: Tits, Drugs, Books, Pineapple and Bikes
vices: looking at tits and complaining about spoiled chicks
thoughts on sg: I hate it
i spend most of my free time: Tell chicks on SG to stop being stupid.
occupation: Drug Dealer & Truth Teller
current crush: you with the big tits
stats: Illegal Immigrant
body mods: None
heroes: Bob Dylan
gets me hot: a nice body
favorite position: fuck em from behind
fantasy: telling a stupid SG chick to grow up and have her actually listen.
sign: middle finger
most humbling moment: Gay
i lost my virginity: to your pussy
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: Grumpy Conservative
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: cheater
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Romance, Booty
MY PIGEONHOLES: Straight Edge, Goth, Designwank, Fuck you, I defy categories
