into: Another universe. Fuck you, I don't need you or your universe.

not into: answering all of these fucking questions

makes me happy: Waterfalls, cute lil' bunny rabbits, puppies & flowers.

makes me sad: ignorance, people who don't listen. That and Sundays. I hate Sundays too.

hobbies: Stealing mail

5 things i can't live without: Sex, coffee, cigarettes, computers & cars. I guess.

vices: coffee, cigarettes and sex. In that order.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Fucking Off

occupation: Plans, making plans.

current crush: my mom, oh and this chick that works at Wal-Mart.

stats: SWM. Done, and done.

body mods: 3 tats, 1 on each shoulder, 1 on back; L ear pierced; plenty of scars; split tongue

heroes: Jesus Christ and Holiday Hawk

gets me hot: tuna fish(?)!!

favorite position: preferably one that doesn't involve my jerking off

fantasy: IMO if she doesn't love me enough to put up with my shit then she's not worthy of my love

sign: wut

most humbling moment: MAURY SAYS: You are the father!

i lost my virginity: Yeah, and it keeps coming back to haunt me.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Grumpy Conservative

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories