Member: xXSteve_OXx

xXSteve_OXx "You see that door marked pirate? You think a pirate lives in there?"

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Top ten

Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Incubus
  2. Umphrees McGee
  3. Wu Tang Clan
  4. Ween
  5. The Flaming Lips
  6. Gym Class Heroes
  7. Flobots
  8. Led Zeppelin
  9. MGMT
  10. Mr. Bungle

films:

  1. Pulp Fiction
  2. 40 Year Old Virgin
  3. Do the Right Thing
  4. The Big Lebowski
  5. Uncle Buck
  6. The Room
  7. Kill Bill
  8. Reservoir Dogs
  9. Super Troopers
  10. Full Metal Jacket

books:

  1. Choke by Chuck Palahniuk
  2. The Dark Tower Series by Stephen King
  3. Catch 22 by Joseph Heller
  4. A Dirty Job by Christopher Moore
  5. You Suck by Christopher Moore`Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
  6. Diary by Chuck Palahniuk
  7. Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo
  8. Fool by Christopher Moore
  9. Carrie by Stephen King
  10. On Writing by Stephen King

tv shows:

  1. The Office
  2. Seinfeld
  3. The Simpsons
  4. 30 Rock
  5. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  6. Scrubs
  7. Modern Family
  8. Intervention
  9. The League
  10. Bullshit

Video Games:

  1. Gears of War
  2. Bioshock 2
  3. Modern Warfare 2
  4. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
  5. NHL 2010
  6. Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
  7. Mario All Stars
  8. Zombies Ate My Neighbors
  9. TMNT: Return of the Shredder
  10. Fatal Labrynth
 

into: Girls who can make me laugh, but also know when to be serious. I'm also a sucker for a girl with beautiful eyes. Someone who knows the difference between "they're, their, and there."

not into: Any sort of drama. I'm a laid back person, so I really don't feel like dealing with it. Bad grammar also pisses me off.

makes me happy: Way too many thing to list.

makes me sad: Having to lead a conversation because the other person is boring makes me very sad.

5 things i can't live without: iPod, chapstick, coffee, movies, oxygen

vices: Smoking, hopefully not for long.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: reading, watching movies, trying to write, laughing, playing video games

 

occupation: Professional Zombie Killer

current crush: The Thunderdome.

stats: 5' 10" 170lbs.

body mods: 1 tattoo. I had 7 piercings, but I had to take them out for work. I'll have them back someday.

heroes: Dave Attel and Chuck Palahniuk.

gets me hot: Anything with my ears and neck.

favorite position: C'mon, I'm a gentleman.

fantasy: When you get to know me better, I'll fill you in.

sign: Seriously?

i lost my virginity: I prefer to call it "gaining your sexuality"

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories