Oh piss bother bugger and blast! There I am writing a long and beautifully worded diatrabe about what I was going to fill up my usually empty and dull weekends with when I navigate away from the page and lose it all! Bugger damn blast!
Well I find myself trying to recount what I had written to a degree that would do it justice, so...
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crissi:
Gonna have to go with the drunken lunacy in the mountains. It's always fun getting smashed while in nature!
fashionista:
Seems I've missed a lot of your blogs! What did you decide?! 
I feel I need to enscribe another tableu of wisdom and enlightenment on the vast and barren canvas that is the intertubes.
Well, It's recently been brought to my attention that i will be paying the sum of 180 for rent to the jailer and her paramour, which has very much impacted the amount of money I can spend on booze... Which is almost definately...
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Well, It's recently been brought to my attention that i will be paying the sum of 180 for rent to the jailer and her paramour, which has very much impacted the amount of money I can spend on booze... Which is almost definately...
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shwitchblade:
hi there how r u
tabby:
what kind of post is this!
jesus christ!
cheer the fuck up!
jesus christ!
cheer the fuck up!
God-fucking-damnit...
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Some are probably expecting some insightful and meaningful exploration into my psyche after such a comment but quite frankly, I really don't have the energy nor the patience so heres a cop-out:
"OMG am soooooo emo 2nite lol"
I bloody hate humanity
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Some are probably expecting some insightful and meaningful exploration into my psyche after such a comment but quite frankly, I really don't have the energy nor the patience so heres a cop-out:
"OMG am soooooo emo 2nite lol"
I bloody hate humanity
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luscious:
You and I both sir, you and I both....
monacataldo:
My belt say hi xD
Seriously, i think im probably the biggest pussy in the whole of the omniverse...!
Txted the ex to say "Happy Birthday!" and now have a dinner with her extended family TOMORROW!
SERIOUSLY, what the hell is wrong with me?! Womans my ex but can still make me sit up and beg like a retarded cocker-spaniel...!
God-DAMNIT...!
Watch this video... Its awesome...!
*dances while all the...
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Txted the ex to say "Happy Birthday!" and now have a dinner with her extended family TOMORROW!
SERIOUSLY, what the hell is wrong with me?! Womans my ex but can still make me sit up and beg like a retarded cocker-spaniel...!
God-DAMNIT...!
Watch this video... Its awesome...!
*dances while all the...
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YEah, just spent so long writing a Happy Birthday letter to an ex of mine my effing fingers are hurting... Doesn't it suck when you ruin something only to find out it was probably the best thing you've ever had?
GAH!
I blame the balls. Men are cunts and I'm living proof of this...
Not being depressive or anything, im just angry how i always...
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GAH!
I blame the balls. Men are cunts and I'm living proof of this...
Not being depressive or anything, im just angry how i always...
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wylliam:
Hard not to really though... Broke up with her because i got scared, dated another girl to make sure it wasnt just me all rosie because of a relationship, that didnt work not i realize that was probably the worst idea since *insert clever and witty analogy here*
scargatta:
thank u sweety !
oh! u r from UK, my biggest dream EVER is go to England, my last name is from there
oh! u r from UK, my biggest dream EVER is go to England, my last name is from there
Haha
Thought i had an easy day lying in my underwear watching crap films all day, but 'lo and behold my ex txts me and says "Im feeling crap, come to Meadowhall (out local shopping mall) please...?" i decide yeah why not and off i go...
When i get there shes eating so i decide to hang around, i receive a txt saying "Me my...
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Thought i had an easy day lying in my underwear watching crap films all day, but 'lo and behold my ex txts me and says "Im feeling crap, come to Meadowhall (out local shopping mall) please...?" i decide yeah why not and off i go...
When i get there shes eating so i decide to hang around, i receive a txt saying "Me my...
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tarion:
hahhaha. Epic story
katrina:
Seems like your ex was trying to win you back.
If anyone wants to know how to make an epic joint more epic, listen to this and ask these guys for advice as im pretty sure theyve written the book on it:
Im starting to run out of things to blog about (other than my radical political views) so lets just do a bit of Q &A ya'll:
1 Names:
Wylliam, Wyl, DIpshit, Hey-you-with-the-flag, The Endless One
2 - Pseudo(s)?
I believe that has been covered
3 - Size?
Six foot and three inches and im about 15 stone on a none-takeaway day
4 - Age?
22...
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1 Names:
Wylliam, Wyl, DIpshit, Hey-you-with-the-flag, The Endless One
2 - Pseudo(s)?
I believe that has been covered
3 - Size?
Six foot and three inches and im about 15 stone on a none-takeaway day
4 - Age?
22...
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dika:
wtf do u mean u cat trust short people....im itty bitty and u can totally truuuuuuuu.........oooooh yeah good point...
wylliam:
See my point, yeah?
Haha
Haha
Not drinking is really starting to piss me off...
Why is being sober such a drag?
GAH!
Anyway work was epic today, figured out a way to read HP Lovecraft books at work... FUCKWIN INDEED!
Why is being sober such a drag?
GAH!
Anyway work was epic today, figured out a way to read HP Lovecraft books at work... FUCKWIN INDEED!
steller:
hey i do what i can haha.
How are you? sober apparently
How are you? sober apparently
So some guy tried starting a fracka this evening, started mouthing off against a friend of mine...
Wyl, he does not tolerate this...
Not... One... Bit...
Says:
"Go home and stop being a dick..."
Man decides to prolong this insufferable engagement, squaring up to Wyl:
(Him) "What are you going to do?"
(Me) : *Goes up really close to his face and kisses him on...
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Wyl, he does not tolerate this...
Not... One... Bit...
Says:
"Go home and stop being a dick..."
Man decides to prolong this insufferable engagement, squaring up to Wyl:
(Him) "What are you going to do?"
(Me) : *Goes up really close to his face and kisses him on...
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sjofn_:
sounds like you had a good night...lol
sealion:
By the way, this is the most awesome thing I've ever heard.
You are the win!
You are the win!
Seriously, if this song came on in a fight, NO-ONE would stop me until all are dead:
Ready to Rumble for life SON!
Ready to Rumble for life SON!
kornalina:
ahhaahahahah
a big kiss to the honorable harry 
a big kiss to the honorable harry
This makes me REAL fucking happy!
brittan:
i adore this song. it feels like tranquility.