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Happy New Year!

"It's been a long december
but there's reason to believe
maybe this year will be better than the last"
-Counting Crows, from a song that came out during the winter I was trying to get my ex-wife to come back
It comes into my head again for entirely better reasons now...

My new year's resolutions:
*Drink more of my friends' liquor
*Eat...
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clara:
It is well and ditto!
honey1:
kiss
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Went frozen-balls camping in the mountains last weekend. We put up the memorial to a lost friend, ate like kings, drank like winos on payday, and smoked like old hippies. My bro took us on some fun logging roads in his big old GMC Jummy, splashing through streams. We hiked mountains, dangled from cliffs and laughed a lot. It rained, snowed, and rarely came above...
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clara:
Our neighborhood hasn't even seen a plow yet. I refuse to dig out the entire street!
eyesplice:
Thanks for filling me in on "Resolute" it sounds fabulous. I'm something of a wooden boat fan myself, check out my two new pics - sailed on her on and off for four years, in '02 as 2d Mate! The KN Foundation has a fiberglass H-28 that they are restoring right now.
Do you still sail? There's lots of wooden Tall Ships that are looking for volunteers... ARRR!!!
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Poetry Tuesday

The Fuckee's Hymn

He Lived in the steeple
And pissed on the people
But the people couldn't piss on him

Him
Hymn
Him

Fuck Him!
honey1:
I'm not actually sure, I pulled them off a random web site. I would love to have a sidecar for my pooch. Well i suppose i need to get my bike back first. smile

Fuck him
Fuck him
Fuck him
achtung:
Stooki H-pipes are pretty good. La Freconni makes the stock pipes for Guzzi the past 40 years. They make an "Race" exhaust which looks exactly like stock but gives it more grunt and performance. Next you put in the V11/Lemans cam for more umph. After all that is complete you get the Powercommander (PCIII) installed. You must have this re-maped for the most complete performance you can get out of your scooter. Downloads suck and are generic. Trust me we have an $80,000 dyno so I can say that from results of the runs we have conducted! Do not have the PCIII installed till after you are done tweaking with things. Anything you do to it will require it do be mapped. Any other questions feel free to hit me up!
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Install ment #2. Again I am or have been guilty of all. I welcome your Bachelor and Bachelorette symptoms for the eventual definitive version.

If you've ever decided it's too late for washing your bedlinens and just bought new, you might be a bachelor.

If you score your weeks by how many meals other people have cooked for you, you might be a bachelor.

if...
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monovox:
So, I guess that I am far more of a bachelor that I really wanted to know that I am.

Shitfuck it right! After some ups and downs, I am indeed feeling better. the bike will feel better after about, oh, $6,000 and a couple of months...
stiles:
<~~~~~confirmed bachelor.

Yes, i use grocery bags as trash bags too. Paper and plastic.
Better add that to the list, too....
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With credit to Jeff Foxworthy, I present the first installment of "...you might be a bachelor."

I have been guilty of all of these at one time or another. I welcome your confessions to add to the definitive list.

If you spend over an hour making fresh pesto with sundried tomatoes and grilled chicken over tricolor rotini pasta, then eat it out of the pot...
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honey1:
I've MADE it. I'm on your list!!! smile

edited to say
Hold on a sec. I'm not on your list. You're messing with my mind man frown
wink

[Edited on Sep 22, 2003]
paleenchantress:
u just made me smile ! thankyou so much !! smile
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Warren Zevon 1/24/1947 - 9/7/2003
"I'll Sleep When I'm Dead"

So much to do, there's plenty on the farm
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Saturday night I like to raise a little harm
I'll sleep when I'm dead

I'm drinking heartbreak motor oil and Bombay gin
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Straight from the bottle, twisted again
I'll sleep when I'm dead

Well, I take...
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pip:
We have lost waaaay to many celebrities this year.
sabine:
it's so sad. i don't think there's anyone quite like him in the world.
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My contribution to journal poetry:

"Nemesis"-Shriekback

In the jungle of the senses
Tinkerbell and Jack the Ripper
Love has no meaning, not where we come from
But we know pleasure is not that simple
Very little fruit is forbidden
Sometimes we wobble, sometimes we're strong
But you know evil is an exact science
being carefully corrrectly wrong

Priests and Cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as...
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mcqueen:
No kidding about the Blockbuster. Fucks.

How about you start on the EC. I'll start on the WC. We'll just burn Blockbusters till we meet in the middle somewhere.
honey1:
vagatarian!

LOL
snort
giggle
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I think the interview went well. I should hear in 2-3 weeks about a second interview. I think the job would be great!
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ozymandias:
Just a thought. Why not throw a SG Passover Seder?
honey1:
You're the best Wyatt! I'll take you up on that. I'm a S or XS.

I was oogling bikes after bombshellbetty and I were oogling v-ball players. Saw a nice Ninja 500 (2002, only 2000 KM)
Then a guy on an '89 Hawk pulled up. :drool: I love that bike. After he refused to sell his bike to me, he did give me a lead on another one, not to far from me.
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Today was an awesome riding day. I met some tattooed and pierced Triumph riders up on Bear Mountain as the daylight began to fade. 3 men, 3 women, 5 bikes. And the one passenger plans to take the MSF course and get her own bike this summer. Very cool. They were talking about some chick at the place they ate lunch giving them shit about...
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bryn:
thank youbiggrin
siara:
Good luck for the job!! sounds like it would be excellent!
skullXX
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I'm back from Hell.

I helped 16 men wrestle their inner demons, and welcomed them into a brotherhood this weekend. It was awesome.
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pip:
You can still get them to joiun the site though.

j/k

Seriously I'm glad you told me of this. It sounds very interesting and the warrior thing resonates wthin me so I understand. I'll check out the link you gave me.

pip:
You voted for it, you got it. Juan and the aardvark. Go read my journal.
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I'm at it again:
I just applied for Exhibit Designer at the Franklin Institute Science Museum in Philly.

I WILL get out of my fucked-up job soon!

I WILL escape New England before it snows again!

I WILL find a cool way of making a living wherever I go!

The Franklin is the coolest science museum ever, and it's where I spent most of my...
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crazydasaint:
Yeah, it was great seeing you again... even if this time didn't involve stories of flaming mannequin parts being thrown out windows. (It's amazing all the brand new ways they're using plastics nowadays)
goatsgotohell:
Definatly sending you good energy man. You rock!

I had a good time and definatly had a lot of fun talking to you. Hope we can get together again sometime.