Cat is trying to kill me. I'm trying to sleep and he keeps pouncing my feet. A couple times I've felt him creeping towards me on the bed, only to stop and run away when I look up at him. I'm really starting to think tonight is the night he finally kills me. If you don't hear from me again, someone avenge me!
And so ends another episode of sleep deprived paranoid writer. But seriously, he's trying to kill me...
And so ends another episode of sleep deprived paranoid writer. But seriously, he's trying to kill me...
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arroia:
I shall avenge you, my friend! The assassin cat will be knocked out with pure catnip and then dragged high up into Tibetan mountains, where he'll spend the rest of his pitiful life hunting mice among the monks. I mean, I could never actually kill a cat, but that should be a punishment enough. I'll also tell him he's a very bad kitty.
deucomatic: