i'll give this 3 months
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I work with Craig. We call him Tommy, mostly because that would have been his name had he pursued his dream of starring in homosexual porn. Craig is in his early 40's and he has some sort of personality disorder which weve yet to nail down. Craig lives with his two children, his wife and her mother whom he refers to as Grandma. Grandma is...
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angad19:
I wouldn't go so far as to say that they're the "new normal." Society still has a lot of preconceived notions and judgements against people with tattoos and garish piercings. In that sense, SG is still "alternative-modeling." For example, take a look at most mainstream ad campaigns and magazines... the girls still fit the "traditional" good looks (aka sans body alterations).
That said, Silliness (as well as my/other people's blogs) is predominantly the reason I come to SG as well. While the pictures are an added bonus, I could just as easily find them elsewhere without paying for them.
That said, Silliness (as well as my/other people's blogs) is predominantly the reason I come to SG as well. While the pictures are an added bonus, I could just as easily find them elsewhere without paying for them.
skoosh:
I don't like to think of myself as cookie cutter. I want to be different. But being different doesn't get you accepted by the majority. That's why I like SG. I can be tattooed and pierced up with tri-color hair and feel like I belong. And I agree, the Silliness Board is great fun. Sometimes I spend hours on it when I only meant to spend a few minutes. It's addicting.
All of a sudden, without cause or notice....there is a FLAG button.
what am i suppose to do with a FLAG button. what purpose does a FLAG button have? i don't even like flags, unless they're upside down.
i like capture the flag......and black flags......what do i do with an SG Flag?
"bow before me, lest i flag you."
what am i suppose to do with a FLAG button. what purpose does a FLAG button have? i don't even like flags, unless they're upside down.
i like capture the flag......and black flags......what do i do with an SG Flag?
"bow before me, lest i flag you."
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velvet_petal:
Like Dirty Harry, bet you're just waiting for someone to make your flag day.
renea:
so, now i can call you then?
ATTENTION OCCUPANTS!
ELECTRICAL SERVICE TO THESE PREMISES HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED
eh, paying your bills in a timely fashion is for the birds. thank god for labtops.
ELECTRICAL SERVICE TO THESE PREMISES HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED
eh, paying your bills in a timely fashion is for the birds. thank god for labtops.
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nymphetamine:
oh how I agree <3
renea:
why does your phone never work?
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coffeelove:
Oh fuck 
rayraythemanape:
You know, that sounds like a damn good statement.
laying down in the dark trying sleep i hear loud noises coming from downstairs. i look at the clock and it says 10:14 PM. it's too early for my roomate to be coming home from work, so i grab a gun and i walk downstairs, turn a corner and find my roomate slouched over on the table, i put the gun away.
"you came home...
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angad19:
hahaha...
when the fuck did he get his PhD?
i lol'd 
velvet_petal:
Looks like you have the left shoe on the right and the right shoe on the left. Tip, for comfort you may want to put them on the other way. Just a suggestion though.
i walk into the bar alone at noon and sit down. there are a handful of geezers sitting quietly. i look at the bartender and recognize her faintly from before. i give her a smile and order a beer. i sit and drink my beer, i order another. i raise myself from the warm spot at the bar and go to the jukebox, i play...
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elipsis:
ha, nice story!... 
HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS!!!...
HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS!!!...
sammarie:
i find this to be very interesting
today
I work with Matt. amongst other things, Matt is a great big fat person. because of this he earned the clever nickname "Fat Matt". Matt has problems controlling his gut, hence he smells. he boasts about how he can fit a quarter in his nose and that when he was younger a urinary tract infection led to a sort of malformed "dick hole". imagine...
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I work with Matt. amongst other things, Matt is a great big fat person. because of this he earned the clever nickname "Fat Matt". Matt has problems controlling his gut, hence he smells. he boasts about how he can fit a quarter in his nose and that when he was younger a urinary tract infection led to a sort of malformed "dick hole". imagine...
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velvet_petal:
Lord, I hope I never get asked to go apple picking. Don't think I will as I am decidedly unagricultural, but if I do....you've spoiled it for me.
walkaway:
hahahaha! good lord, apple orchard, three week anniversary? i think i'd have popped a blood vessel listening to that.
my roomate asked me Monday if his coke fiend girlfriend could stay with us for a "couple of days". of course this means atleast two weeks, which im not so fond of. alas, he pays rent too; i have very little choice. all is going well so far, she's doing the dishes and sweeping the floor. she's already managed to walk in on me taking...
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ricos:
I hate overly sweet smells, we have a family of skunks that rummage around here at night near my open window. I'm actually getting used to it and I would prefer a skunk to many people.
munchie:
She'd probably try and sell the homeless guy to fund her habit, so i'd cross that one off 
I'd go with the work boots.....least amount of effort required.
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rivera:
whatswrong said:
The Phillipines
you wouldn't believe how soft "those brown women" are. apparently, or atleast, according to Ritchie, their skin is as smooth as a baby's. I believe he was refering to their vaginas....but i didn't bother to ask. " I'd walk into bar and there would be these women alllllll around, each of them had a number. you'd go up to the bartender, lay out two dollars and tell him what number you wanted. after that, they were yours until 8 the next morning. i usually only had them for about 20 minutes and then i went and got another one. these girls were baaaaaad, you could set down a stack of coins 10 high ontop of your beer bottle, they'd bend down and pick them up with their pussy. then they'd drop them out, one at a time. that's how tight they were. i got this one girl, about 4 foot 9 inches, smmooooooth. i banged her out, rolled over and she started complaining about how her teeth hurt. i asked her how much it costs to get them fixed, she gave me the number and it equaled about 20 dollars. i said fuck, i'll give you that. i had her for the rest of the week."
i was in the phillipines last october. this shit is so true. i swear to god, every woman in the phillipines is a prostitute and every man is a pimp trying to sell you his woman.
and its so fucking cheap. 10 U.S. dollars is like 100 phillipino dollars.
good times, bro. good times.
munchie:
"....each of them had a number. You'd go up to the bartender, lay out two dollars and tell him what number you wanted."
I didn't see that bit before, but the number thing makes it all the more sad somehow.
"....each of them had a number. You'd go up to the bartender, lay out two dollars and tell him what number you wanted."
I didn't see that bit before, but the number thing makes it all the more sad somehow.
velvet_petal:
Patti is the real deal unadorned.
irregardless
technically it's not a word. my friends say it all the time. the problem: it's actually a word. it is a combination of letters which have a meaning. that makes it a word.
i don't use "irregardless". i don't like the way it rolls off my tongue. that doesn't change the fact that it's a word. it sounds common and uneducated. kind of like...
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technically it's not a word. my friends say it all the time. the problem: it's actually a word. it is a combination of letters which have a meaning. that makes it a word.
i don't use "irregardless". i don't like the way it rolls off my tongue. that doesn't change the fact that it's a word. it sounds common and uneducated. kind of like...
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munchie:
^^^^^^^ NOOOOOOOOOO! That baby beast is the creepiest thing ever
nay_____:
you are so incredibly lame.
Hurray! I'm so glad to see you back.