into: Drinking myself silly and corrupting the youth of America.
makes me happy: My Wife, Relaxing, Having A Couple Drinks With Friends
makes me sad: Christmas Time, Friends who suddenly drop off the face of the Earth, Remembering my parents together.
5 things i can't live without: Diet Pepsi, Computer, Shower, Car, My Music Collection
vices: Absinthe, Guinness, Jagermeister, Action Figures, Music, Criterion Collection DVDs, 3 for 1 Trade-In at Hastings
thoughts on sg: I love it
occupation: Invader
current crush: Christina Ricci
stats: .345 Batting Ave.
body mods: $6 Million of Bionic Features. Spider-Senses. The Strength of Five Gorillas. Buzz-Saw Hands.
heroes: Optimus Prime, Walt Whitman
gets me hot: Humidity, Nicely-Done Tattoos, Dark Hair
favorite position: Flying Elbow off the top rope. OOOOHHHHH YYEEEEAAAAA!
fantasy: My life is a fantasy!
sign: Crime Scene - DO NOT CROSS
most humbling moment: Having to talk my way out of being expelled from College.
i lost my virginity: I am now trying to buy a new one on Ebay.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
