unnecessaryz

In addition to being hilarious, Z is also a great friend. He's always there when I need an ear to bitch in and makes me feel like a million bucks that's been fried in butter and dipped in chocolate and shot out of a cannon and through a ring of flame which is then cooled into a solid chunk by a fine spray of Corona and chopped up into lines by Johnny Depp which I do off a 14-year-old Thai hooker's ass.

I love Z.