Member: undershaker

undershaker 'Saippuakivikauppias' is the world's longest palindrome.

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Member: undershaker
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bands:

  1. Beatallica
  2. The Frogs
  3. The Etiquette
  4. Milwaukee Talkies
  5. Pat Mc Curdy
  6. Rusty Ps
  7. Surgeons in Heat

films:

  1. Schulze gets blues
  2. Magnolia
  3. Soylent green
  4. Y tu mama tambien
  5. Streetcar named desire
  6. Moartea d-lui Lazarescu
  7. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
  8. Crimen perfecto
  9. Big Lebowski
  10. Off map

books:

  1. You Can't Go Home Again
  2. The Proud Highway
  3. Moneyball
  4. 2666
  5. Don Quijote

tv shows:

  1. Mad Men
  2. Man vs. Food
  3. Jersey Shore
 

into: Bar trivia, crushes, my hairdresser.

not into: Fat people (in & out of steam-rooms).

makes me happy: Continuity.

makes me sad: Taking to something to say "I liked it first" rather than taking to that which you enjoy.

5 things i can't live without: Soap, Razor, Deodorant, Letters, Something on which to compose.

vices: Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Single-malt Scotch

thoughts on sg: I like it

 

occupation: Pays the bills.

current crush: Yoo-Hoo.

stats: Was the only maths I took at uni.

body mods: Body hair, mostly, now. I have lost a lot of weight since Feb '09. (From 259 to 215 -- huzzah!)

heroes: My mother & brother. My late stepmother. Wayne Coyne.

gets me hot: Lipstick lesbians, faux hawks (a recent discovery, and, yes, it embarasses me), armchair, kneejerk philosophy, girls in cafe that I chat up and receive me well (inviting to join them again sometime at the cafe)

favorite position: Cowgirl.

fantasy: Meeting a cashier at a supermarket and taking her to the back stockroom at close. Then, doing her from behind in the dairy cooler.

sign: Stop (Hammertime)

most humbling moment: Stooping slightly to tie my left shoe at the end of seventh hour Spanish III during tenth grade and having my classmates yelp, 'Nice tighty-whities, Smalls'

i lost my virginity: in a bad way, an embarrassing way, but one that would seem all too typical if you knew me - and thanks, Thor, for being my negotiator.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm