into: generally causing trouble and upsetting people through the simple act of my continued breathing
makes me happy: orgasms, and watching women have them
makes me sad: taxes
The extra 20 lbs of bad weight that I am carrying around my guts...
hobbies: Brewing, sailing, rebuilding classic british sports cars
5 things i can't live without: things that cause orgasms, food, shelter, brains
vices: I am a drunkard and a womanizer.
money
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Looking for a gig, that whole being back in the USA and unemployed thing is the suck.
occupation: Seeking something new ....
Past job titles
ESL teacher, Accountant, troublemaker, problem solver, bartender, waiter, cook,...
current crush: Rosie Palm
stats: 179 cm
92 Kg
body mods: I collect scars from things that should have killed me
heroes: The TV show is addictive..
gets me hot: Females between the ages of 18-58
favorite position: on my back like the lazy pig that I am
fantasy: I act them out after I have them.
sign: Warning
INTJ
most humbling moment: Uhm, still working on that, But I may be experiencing it soon.
i lost my virginity: when I was 12 she was 27
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
