into: Professor Plum. Lead Pipes. The Library.

makes me happy: So very very much

makes me sad: Schmucks in Trucks, Fakers

5 things i can't live without: Family, Unindicted Co-Conspiritors, Laptops, Bandwidth, Biblios

vices: Miami. Actually, I was always more of a Bunco Squad man myself.

occupation: Grief Councelor, Silicon Division

current crush: just married her

stats: 73 GP 13 G 9 A 22 PTS 10+/- 238 PIM

body mods: Two transplanted corneas (from real corpses, kids!) Tattoos: tribal space weasel locked in battle to death with Happy Cow Monkey on forehead

gets me hot: See "Most Humbling Moment"

favorite position: first, put your left foot in. Then take your left foot out Then put your left foot in...

fantasy: Two Nuns and a Pack Mule

sign: This Space Left Intentionally Blank

most humbling moment: Rolling into the Emergency Room with that weasel hanging out of my ass.

i lost my virginity: and that guy still owes me money.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Indie Rocker, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories