First, watch this:
Now let's parody it with something that came to me as I woke up this morning:
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me; but if he stopped lapping your pussy and curled his tongue around your clit, he could go down on you like he's me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a leather couch, with the man your man could go down on you like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's my pocketwatch. *opens watch* It's almost time for us to go to that thing you love. Look again. The watch is now a buttplug!
Anything is possible when your man goes down on you like me. I'm wearing no pants. *cue wolf whistle and "Cunnilingus" title, perhaps with an odd look at the buttplug at the very last second*
Now watch this:
*is rocking slightly as if riding a horse, but is still on the couch* Did you know that women prefer men who know how to go down on them a bajillion times more than men who just lap at their pussies?
*camera pulls back just far enough to prove the lack of pants* Did you know that I'm sitting on the buttplug?
...Aaah. *cue wolf whistle and "Anal Stimulation" title*
There's a lack of special effects in my version because, as I was waking up and having these ideas, I was imagining myself doing these parodies for youtube. But I might want to say girls instead of women. Most of the women I know prefer to be called girls.
Credit to Morgan for exposing me to the first vid.
Now let's parody it with something that came to me as I woke up this morning:
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me; but if he stopped lapping your pussy and curled his tongue around your clit, he could go down on you like he's me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a leather couch, with the man your man could go down on you like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's my pocketwatch. *opens watch* It's almost time for us to go to that thing you love. Look again. The watch is now a buttplug!
Anything is possible when your man goes down on you like me. I'm wearing no pants. *cue wolf whistle and "Cunnilingus" title, perhaps with an odd look at the buttplug at the very last second*
Now watch this:
*is rocking slightly as if riding a horse, but is still on the couch* Did you know that women prefer men who know how to go down on them a bajillion times more than men who just lap at their pussies?
*camera pulls back just far enough to prove the lack of pants* Did you know that I'm sitting on the buttplug?
...Aaah. *cue wolf whistle and "Anal Stimulation" title*
There's a lack of special effects in my version because, as I was waking up and having these ideas, I was imagining myself doing these parodies for youtube. But I might want to say girls instead of women. Most of the women I know prefer to be called girls.
Credit to Morgan for exposing me to the first vid.
swallo:
haha yes maybe so!!
swallo:
well i clearly put a lot of thought into colour co-ordination... Lol.