Seeing the pirate emoticon inspired me tell a joke:
A pirate walked into a bar and sat down. After a while, curiosity got the better of the bartender and he asked, "Excuse me, I can't help but notice--is that a steering wheel on your crotch?". The pirate replied "Arrrr, yes, it's drivin' me nuts!".
ist redistribution of wealth irks me to no end. See ya on SG
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